Ugh, as if

[sarafina]

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Yor Briar 🗡️ SPY×FAMILY

[yormom]

[ Behold, her husband. ]

[backstreetbard]

Oh, he seems delightful. Well done, Yorikins.

[yormom]

Thank you. He really is quite wonderful, and an amazing father at that.

[backstreetbard]

Congratulations, then! He sounds like the complete package.

Maybe I'll get lucky like you one day. Do let me know if he has any cute friends.

[yormom]

I wish you the best of luck. As far as friends are concerned, I'm not actually sure if any of them are particularly "cute."

Kozakura | Otherside Picnic | OTA

[flatcola]

[ This whole vibe ]

[backstreetbard]

Thank you, dear, I do appreciate it. Cuteness is subjective, I suppose, and I am rather particular, even if the things that appeal to me vary quite a lot. It's just been my goal to get married for a long time, so I'm trying to keep an open mind.

Sagiri Sakurai | Super Robot Wars T | OTA

[salarywoman]

[ It's not her fault she's a magnet for cute younger girls ]

Chris | Cross Ange

[shrieking_violet]

[ The girlfriend gallery will convince everyone ]

[yormom]

I can understand that. To be completely honest with you, I wasn't sure the day would ever come where I would get married... but Loid Forger is the only man in this world who could accept me for who I am. I truly believe that.

So give it time. I'm confident you'll find someone to spend the rest of your life with.

Sister Imperator, Prime Mover (1969) | Ghost

[sisterimperator]

[ Papa Emeritus Zero. Otherwise known as Papa Nihil. ]

[love_the_smell]

She's cute.

nanami kento | jujutsu kaisen

[nonexempt]

[ his beloved ]

Nobara Kugisaki | JJK

[ratherbeahammer]

[the castmate, the memes]

--Excuse me? I'm calling foul on that last one!

claudine claire catherine léonie duval — original character — ota

[3cld]

[ She doesn't have a crush on the resident choreographer. She does. cw for semi-nudity. ]

Ashley Graves | Coffin of Andy and LeyLey | OTA (M/F pref)

[brothalova]

Look at this fucker right here! And wish you could you bag yourself some of that.

[note, stating desire for him may, or may not, go over well.]

Sebastian LaCroix | VtM: Bloodlines | OTA

[ventruly]

[The Nosferatu PC.]

They may not be much for looks, to some, but as far as I'm concerned, beauty atop their other talents is gilding the lily.

[As for this guy.]

Quite the opposite problem here, his looks outstrip with ease any of his other qualities.

soundwave | transformers idw | ota

[peacewithouttyranny]

[in canon... he likes a certain autobot

crosscanon ship varies with... literature club president, a fashionista, underworld goddess, and an average person.]

[acaseofyou]

Ten out of ten, honestly.

[ventruly]

Adding you to this list would surely drag the average up from where Mr. Rodriguez has pulled it down, but I feel I haven't earned that privilege yet.

[thesunreturns]

[husband (at right) and wife (left)]

I need to take some pictures of Patrick and Dianda together.

[Because presumably they were the ones taking pictures of this date night, so all of the pictures have Simon in them.]

[diamond_straits]

Oh, no fair! You're incredibly hot and so's your husband too?!

[acaseofyou]

I think I can trust you to put me on whatever list you'd like me on. And you could've done much worse than Nines, trust me.

Emil | NieR Replicant

[ancientweapon]

He's just so amazing.

[1054]

Your co-worker is cute...

[Said without any particular judgment or jealousy--she really is cute!!]