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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[theflashyfool]

[Oh, don't be too grateful. He'll probably bring out the mocking and jabs when he thinks it'll hurt the worse.]

Do you think we'll really be on the same team next time we meet up?

[notawaiter]

[ But of course... ]

I'll be satisfied enough if you are not actively trying to make things worse.

[ Listen, Sanji has realistic expectations. ]

[theflashyfool]

[hmmm...]

What will you make me to eat?

[notawaiter]

I can cook just about anything.

What's your favorite food?

[theflashyfool]

I think it's cheating if I tell you my favorite.

I want a steak.

[notawaiter]

It's not cheating, it's asking to make sure I make something you'd really enjoy.

[ And now he regrets it because, of course, it's a steak. Sanji pinches the bridge of his nose for a second. What's with pirates and boring steaks??? There are so many more creative dishes. But okay, he's here to give people what they want. ]

All...right. Sous vide medium-rare steak it is, but I am making you a side dish to complement it, for my peace of mind. Maybe garlic-mashed potatoes with sour cream or sauteed mushrooms with herbs.

[theflashyfool]

And dessert.

[Well, he would actually probably eat anything if it was cooked well enough. He likes food in general.

Just maybe not as much as the straw hat kid. Then again, does anyone like food that much?]

I won't kill you or your crew if I get a nice enough dinner. It'll be... a truce. For the night.

[notawaiter]

Now we're getting demanding. Lucky for you, I really like making those.

[ Probably no one can love food as much as Luffy does, no. It's unparalleled. But everyone deserves to try good food, of course.

He's not sure how much he can trust Buggy because the guy has bailed on them before, but he will take it. Sanji would rather keep the peace if possible, even if they all can fight just fine. ]

Fine. Truce, then. Get ready to be amazed by my food when that happens.

[theflashyfool]

[To his credit, Sanji has been the least frustrating out of his crew. And the least likely to toss his head overboard.

Buggy can tolerate a night, and consider if he wants to collect on Luffy's bounty in the morning.]

Oh, I'm looking forward to it.

[notawaiter]

[ That's because he was raised with good manners and also because he wasn't there when Buggy tried to kill them all. 

Yeah, good luck with that, buddy. ]

Until next time, then. I know it's difficult, but try to behave.

[theflashyfool]

No promises.

[C'mon, what's a little murder between pirates? It happens.]

[notawaiter]

I don't know what I expected.

[ Sanji would like it if it happened a little less often. ]