tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[infinitease]

I couldn't know I was gonna be a dick about the answer before I knew the answers, dumbass.
That's what gets you? So you must be hot for me all the time.

What, you want me to go steal one of Shoko's and put it on right now?

[gurge]

Guess you're right. I should've predicted you better.
Satoru... one of the first things I ever heard you say was "thank god I don't have to dress like a square anymore". I think I've seen you in traditional clothing once.

No. Don't put me between you two.

[infinitease]

When will you learn I'm always right?
I don't have to dress like a fucking shrine maiden to be dressed in my best.
You and my family would get along real well with that outdated idea.

No?? I thought I shouldn't let it stop me???

[gurge]

Don't compare me to them.

No, you should always let Shouko stop you. I'll put that on the record right now.

[ the only one of them who is always right. ]

[infinitease]

Oooh, what did I hit a nerve?
They'd agree with you that anything other than a kimono isn't proper dress.

Shoko did not tell me to put on the skirt or not, though. Would she really mind?? Not like I'm that much bigger than her in the waist.

[gurge]

[ you annoy him so much and then say things like "i'm not that much bigger than her in the waist", god he hates you ]

If you want it that bad, just ask.
...The skirt, I mean.

[ BEFORE YOU— ]

[infinitease]

[ tch. he's not slick when he avoids the question like that! and anyway, he's not. getou's put his hands around his waist all the way to hoist him during training. whaaaat did he forget??? heh. ]

HAHA.
Oh I should just ask, huh?


[ TOO LATE. ]

I'm gonna steal one. That or go find a kimono to make you sit through me doing a tea ceremony and see if you're still horny about it afterwards.

[gurge]

[ he doesn't really feel like being teased for not wanting to be compared to your atrocious family, thanks. ]

Don't say I didn't warn you, idiot.
And the host should be skilled at it for it to have any impact. Did you have "tea ceremony host" on your high school application?

[ ofc he knows Gojou didn't have to apply. ]

[infinitease]

[ sooo touchy. don't worry, he's nothing like them even if his taste in clothing is annoyingly similar. ]

Dunno.
Do you think there's a zero chance I had to learn shit like that growing up? Not like I was going to regular school.
What would you do if I revealed I knew how to do a tea ceremony properly, huh?

[ he is good at almost everything, after all. ]

1/2

[gurge]

You do have a point.
In that case, I'd say...

[gurge]

Absolutely nothing.

[infinitease]

Hah?! That's no fun.

Maybe I'll take you to one for your birthday or something~

[gurge]

I'm not sure what kind of answer you were expecting.
But that sounds a little more tolerable, yes.

[ "tolerable"... ]

[infinitease]

For you to be way more impressed and think I'm super mysterious and sexy, obviously??
Be a little more excited when I offer to treat you to fancy things, at least!

[ he'd have to wear traditional clothes. obviously. satoru probably has an old kimono somewhere. ]

[gurge]

[ jiiiii... ]

Fine. Thank you, Satoru, I'd enjoy that.

[ uh huh, now what ]

[infinitease]

[ shhhhhh. ]

Oooh such polite language~
Was that so hard, Suguruuuu.

[ ugh now he's gotta spend money on him I GUESS. as if that's not what 90% of his credit card bill is. that and asian bakeries. ]

[gurge]

Yes. You take a mile when given an inch, so it's best to be cautious.

[infinitease]

What's that supposed to mean?
I don't take a mile!
Name ONE time.

[gurge]

Yesterday I said you could have a bite of my lunch and you ate a whole shrimp tempura.

[infinitease]

That's basically the same thing??
You had two!

[gurge]

Correct, I only had two. And then I only had one.

[infinitease]

Yeah.
And???
It's not like I ate the whole thing!

[gurge]

Why ask me for an example if you're just going to argue about it?
How about last Tanabata when you insisted on tying both my and Shouko's tanzaku to the tree?

[infinitease]

I'm tall!
I was trying to help!
[ No he wasn't. ]

[gurge]

Not very mysterious or sexy of you.