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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[mystracal]

Have you.

[empyreancatastrophe]

Yes. You may know of him.

If you do, I would like to pass along a message: my healing magicks are available for any injuries occurred during any recent violent disagreements.

[mystracal]

He might have ended up with a shard of glass or two in him upon landing in the street.

But that's better than a concussion from having a trash can telekinetically thrown at your head, or the embarrassment of being knocked unconscious while your clothes have been rendered invisible.

[Okay, so maybe there was a quick demonstration of proper gestural technique that riled the sorcerer up enough to toss Gale through a window. Must have slipped his mind due to all the defenestration.]

[empyreancatastrophe]

[He knew it. HE FLIPPING KNEW IT.]

Are you insinuating that I treat the unfortunate gentleman with the concussion first?

[mystracal]

To be fair, he is in worse shape than I am.

[empyreancatastrophe]

I shall be there anon.

[Somehow, his heavy, defeated sigh manages to come through text.]

[mystracal]

[It sure does.]

Your generosity knows no bounds, Joshua.

[empyreancatastrophe]

Despite multiple attempts to test them, it would seem.

Before I help you and your 'friend', is there any need to expect retaliation from him?

It will not change my willingness to help. I only wish to know so that I may prepare accordingly.

[mystracal]

Assuming his pride is as damaged as his skull, there's a high chance he might refuse your aid on principle.

[empyreancatastrophe]

Perhaps it is best to treat your assumption as correct.

And the matter of his clothing? Or lack thereof?

[mystracal]

All perfectly visible now, I assure you. There's no need to worry for his modesty or yours.

[empyreancatastrophe]

Thank the Founder.

I should be just a moment.

[mystracal]

It should be easy enough to find us. Someone was kind enough to drag his unconscious body to the alley beside the tavern. He's made a fine cushion while I've been pulling glass shards out of my arm.

[empyreancatastrophe]

[Would you like to switch to action or wrap up? I'm cool w/either 👍]

Thank you kindly for the direction.

I see a tavern missing a window up ahead. I presume it is yours.

[mystracal]

[We can wrap up here! I'll be on the lookout for you to tag again, though. 👀]

That's it. I'll see you soon, and I'll try not to get blood on you this time. No promises, though.

[empyreancatastrophe]

[cool! same here 👀]

I will lower my expectations accordingly.

[And off he goes to patch up Dumbass and Friend.]