tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[dyinglights]

youre so uptight

her arm would grow back

and your gf doesnt need you to babysit her

[antivirus]

Obviously. She can pull one over on anything, even giant space cockroaches.

( should he feel better or worse that he is just as big a sucker as a Xenomorph? )

"It would grow back" is a stupid reason to risk it, before you get any ideas.

[dyinglights]

you think i wanna pet that thing? no

but i need something to lure that ladys cat away

[antivirus]

Have you tried "here, kitty kitty"?