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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[interviewwiththevampire]

I never said that, just that's it a new one from you. What'd you have in mind, then?

[nettling]

I want to paint you.

[ Like one of his French girls. ]

[interviewwiththevampire]

Sometimes I forget the things you can do, the list is endless.

So you just want to paint me? Naked?

[nettling]

[ It absolutely is not in his repertoire of skills. He likely walked by something, got overinvested in an idea, and now is going to rope Louis into executing his immaculate vision.]

Preferably over an assortment of velvet pillows.

[interviewwiththevampire]

[Oh dear. Lestat really is the sort to just fly by the handle in some cases. No surprise there.]

Just lying down?

[nettling]

Gracefully reclining, like the statue of Sleeping Hermaphroditus.

[interviewwiththevampire]

You know, that's a lot more tame than I thought you were going to suggest. You must mean that in earnest, then, that you want to paint me.

[nettling]

I never joke about art, mon cher. These sort of lover's mementos were more common back in my time. As simple as is it is to have a photo taken nowadays, I'd prefer to try my hand something more classic.

[interviewwiththevampire]

I'm just saying, I'm surprised it's not double entendre, mon cher.