tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[nepotis]

see, this is why you're the genius between the two of us. what would I do without your brilliant insight?

(suffer through my meetings sober, that's what)

I'm texting Felicia immediately.

[kindofamazing]

Yeah, but see what's intellect without connections? I can't just page someone to bring me vodka, some of us have to get it ourselves like the riffraff we are. Now, if I were really smart I'd invent something to do that for me.

Wanna help me come up with something? I'm thinking like a shot catapult. Or maybe I just need a really long straw. What do you think?