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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[cuttingremark]

Very relevant if you plan on riding it.

[brandingproblem]

I wouldn't ride it drunk, I'd ride you drunk

[cuttingremark]

That is far less appealing than you think.

Where will we be keeping the ostrich and has Laura agreed to this?

[brandingproblem]

You can ride me drunk if that's what you're hung up about

[cuttingremark]

Not what I was worried about.

If I text Laura, is she going to confirm that I am good to bring a battle ostrich home?

[brandingproblem]

We have a farm

[cuttingremark]

Doesn't sound like a yes, but I suppose that will be your problem come morning.

Give me an hour.