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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[wisecracking_shot]

That's why I do fake wood floors.

[blackhourglass]

Those would work too, I'm sure. I bet they're lovely. The tile works in the kitchen, but I couldn't bring myself to do it in the bedroom yet. I hate waking up to put my toes on cold floors.

I know I should. I'm just spoiled.

[wisecracking_shot]

They're mine. Of course they aren't that good looking. Yet. And the wood works on the loft. I've got rugs I replace.

You're not spoiled.

[blackhourglass]

I do love a gorgeous rug. They aren't as soft as carpeting, but I have them in the other parts of the apartment. It's nice changing them out, because they change the flavor of the decor.

I love your place. You know it's perfect for you. I spoil myself on carpeting and lingerie. Two things, it's not too bad.

[wisecracking_shot]

Decor doesn't have flavors. Do they? I don't tend to lick them.

Well, you look good in lingerie, so I get it.

[blackhourglass]

I'd love to see you try to lick a decor, Clint.

It's something that I never got in Russia, not really. It was a thing I started when I moved here. Online shopping makes it so damn easy, and it's so soft and silky. Not to mention that if you give men a peek, they'll tell you anything.

[wisecracking_shot]

You know it would only take a beer.

They really will tell you anything anyway, Nat.

[blackhourglass]

Only one beer? I figured it would at least take a few... I'm willing to test this theory though.

You always know how to compliment a girl. This is why I love you so much.

[wisecracking_shot]

Okay, it WOULD take a few, but I sound more interesting when it's one, right?

I'm always here to compliment you, Nat.

[blackhourglass]

That's like watching you try to climb a wall with your lips. I'd rather you try to climb me with those.

Flattery gets you everywhere with me.

[wisecracking_shot]

You know I'm always going to climb you any way you want.

Is it flattery if it's the truth.

[blackhourglass]

You know you are the one person that's always welcome to come climb me any way they want. The only one.

I think it still is. If I call you a sexy beast, it's still flattery even if it's the truth.

[wisecracking_shot]

Wow, not even Bucky?

It's definitely flattering and not true all at once.

[blackhourglass]

James has his moments, but you're the one who pulled me from the hell I was living in and saved me. You've got a place in my heart no one else can compete with. You know that.

So true. You're not allowed to argue with me. I'll kick your ass.

[wisecracking_shot]

In a way, you saved me too, Nat. Just remember that. We saved each other.

Oh, I didn't say I was going to argue after that statement.

[blackhourglass]

You give me too much credit. I was a mess and owe you more than I can ever repay. I tried to kill you before I saved you. You are my heart, Clint.

Good. It's so much safer to never argue with me.

[wisecracking_shot]

And Iv'e tried to kill you since, though I wans't really that into it. So I want to call it even

Love you too Nat.

And I'm going to stop arguing now.

[blackhourglass]

Okay, so we're even all around. I'll take it. This time.

We should go out and get a beer sometime soon. Then maybe you can come home with me and show me how much you don't like to argue with me.

[wisecracking_shot]

Awesome.

Make it something harder and I'm down.

[blackhourglass]

Consider it done, babe.

[wisecracking_shot]

You're the babe here.