tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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zack fair | crisis core

[busternut]

a. you're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...

b. you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes

c. new low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses

d. the guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again

e. he was wearing ninja chocobo pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!

D

[pineneedle]

And you know that how? Are you peeking?

[busternut]

no!! Anyone with a working pair of ears knows, man, the guy's a screamer

[pineneedle]

He screams? That sounds like he's doing it on purpose. Maybe he thinks you're attractive?

[busternut]

me? There's like twenty guys on this floor could be anyone im just gonna

sneak over and close that door sheesh

a

[sefirot]

You're the one who picked out the bee suit, Zack.

[busternut]

as a joke!! i didn't think i was gonna have to wear it for real!!!!

[sefirot]

As always, actions have consequences.

e

[divekicked]

...I'm actually curious to see what those pajamas look like now.

[busternut]

okay picture this

five foot nothing so they bunch up at his ankles and hes stepping on em

baggy as hell

SWIMMING in the matching shirt

[divekicked]

Okay, patterned pajamas is one thing, but oversized pjs is another. Why doesn't he just get a pair that fits?

[busternut]

says they're lucky. he's the only one that walked out with a cute girl last night so i guess he's right?

[divekicked]

Or maybe the rest of you are just bad at flirting?

C

[donzoko]

you serious? holy shit, man that's just

wow

ok. you're right. no more excuses! we'll clean our mess up and then get right back into doing some more hero shit!

[busternut]

that's what im talking about!! feel kind of bad for the roach though. poor little guy. we should hold a funeral for him think i have a matchbox somewhere

[donzoko]

for real...

maybe we could say a few words for him too. my shift's up in a couple hours so

i'll try and think of something by the time i get back

[busternut]

dearly beloved we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of john q roach esq.......