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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[helpdesk_hero]

Amigo, how much did you smoke?

[extrasensory_problems]

Nothing! You know I don't smoke anything for fear of my mother's ghost slapping me upside the head!

I'm just saying that some of them sound like weird sex positions.

[helpdesk_hero]

They're just names.

[extrasensory_problems]

Oh really? And what about the 'Jerker', the 'Sensuell', the 'Prickig' or the 'Bumram'?

[helpdesk_hero]

...
Dammit.

[extrasensory_problems]

Told you!
Ikea is dirty and raunchy.

[helpdesk_hero]

I mean, they are names from elsewhere.

[extrasensory_problems]

I know but I'm pretty sure that a lot of these aren't even names for things, they're just made up by the brand.

[helpdesk_hero]

I think they're local names and concepts?

[extrasensory_problems]

'Bumram' sure is a concept.
A sexy one.

[helpdesk_hero]

It sounds sore.

[extrasensory_problems]

Hahaha!
Maybe it just needs some 'Lykeble'.

[helpdesk_hero]

You're just killing me man.

[extrasensory_problems]

Yeah but you love it. ;)

[helpdesk_hero]

You're just tormenting yourself.

[extrasensory_problems]

No I'm not, I'm having a blast over here.

[helpdesk_hero]

Well, keep having a blast then. And when you need to get something FROM Ikea, lmk.

[extrasensory_problems]

Oh I'm at the store right now, I broke my bookshelf a few days ago so I figured I'd come take a look at a new one.

[helpdesk_hero]

That explains a lot.

[extrasensory_problems]

Do you need anything while I'm here?
A 'Sensuell' maybe?

[helpdesk_hero]

No, I'm really fine. Thank you though.

[extrasensory_problems]

What about a 'Blodorkscoff'?

[helpdesk_hero]

All full on furniture requiring allen wrenches.

[extrasensory_problems]

That one I actually just made up.

[helpdesk_hero]

Of course you did. That just sounds unsurprising in every day