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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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Always!

[enough_of_a_bastard]

Nothing is wrong! I'm quite fine.

How are you?

Re: Always!

[hortusanguis]

Curious, mostly.

[enough_of_a_bastard]

It isn't what you're thinking.

Tbh he like. Figures it's nothing salacious. But also the angel is up to something

[hortusanguis]

And what, pray tell, do you think I'm thinking?

The slander! When is he ever up to anything? 😇

[enough_of_a_bastard]

Well, I'm not certain. Why don't you tell me what you're thinking?

[For someone who only knows one dance, he is quite good at dancing around topics, isn't he?]

[hortusanguis]

I'm thinking that you're either playing some very strange game of reverse psychology, or you're doing something you don't want me to know about.

[enough_of_a_bastard]

Oh, don't be silly. What would be the point of reverse psychology?

[hortusanguis]

What's the point of not answering my first question?

[enough_of_a_bastard]

Maybe I am planning something.

But something for you. A surprise.

[hortusanguis]

[ Huh. That’s a new one. And it’s harder to tell if the angel is lying or not by text.]

Are you?

[enough_of_a_bastard]

Yes.

[It's very new, yes! And he's very anxious about it, even more so now that he'll have this wily old snake snooping into it.]

[hortusanguis]

Right. So. What is it?

[ Asked shamelessly. ]

[enough_of_a_bastard]

I can't just tell you! Then it wouldn't be a surprise.

[hortusanguis]

A hint?

[enough_of_a_bastard]

Well, yes. Fine.

It's to do with something you love.

[He never claimed it would be a good hint!]

[hortusanguis]

[ He thinks about it.]

My car?

[enough_of_a_bastard]

No! The other thing.

Although we might need it for a bit of a drive...

[hortusanguis]

[ What other thing? Does he love other things?

Except...well. But that's a Who, not a What.]

Drive where?

[enough_of_a_bastard]

I'm not telling you yet! I will when it's time to go.

Keep your evenings free though.

[Well, Aziraphale thinks he's planned a lovely time at least...]

[hortusanguis]

Should I be excited or concerned?

[enough_of_a_bastard]

Well, I do hope excited...

Unless spending a night with me is concerning.

[hortusanguis]

Depends on what you're up to.

[enough_of_a_bastard]

[Oh, fine...]

Stars, Crowley.

I planned an evening of stargazing, with a few other odds and ends.

[Now will he relax? So suspicious.]

[hortusanguis]

Oh.

Well. That does sound alright.

[ Silly angel, he was just poking fun.]

[enough_of_a_bastard]

Only 'alright'?

[He may have been hoping for magical...]