Don't tell me you never read Diary of a Wimpy Kid. The cheese touch man.
It's not about what you want. It's about forever remembering this moment! You'll see it and always think of me. Wait, not like that. Nevermind, I'm not getting it for you.
Okay, so we have to watch the movie together. It's got books and a movie. It's old, but funny. These poor kids. I don't remember it all completely anymore,
I just remember there being a piece of moldy cheese on the playground... and if someone accidentally touched it, they were forever made fun of for having the cheese touch, or something like that.
Forever and ever? You can't forget. I want to ask you about it in a year, and make sure you still remember.
See, you not wanting it makes me want to buy it for you so much more. This is a terrible dilemma. It'll be the start of the sex toy collection you never knew you wanted.
That's the only way to go. I'd say layered, but I usually just pour it over the giant bowl and shake it up really good. One stick to three bags is my ratio.
Biting? I like being bitten all over, minus the obvious and usually I end up with scratches on my back. Well, there's a scar on my side. I'm not fond of being bitten there.
... That's ... very ... good? Lips on my neck, teeth on my neck. My neck is super sensitive. I'm just giving you ammo, aren't I? How did we even get on this very unfair advantage topic.
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bakerstreet2023-09-15 12:01 pm
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[Lies, all lies. He's laughing.]
I think you do, you're so fixated on it.
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Only because you brought it up to start with. I think I know what I'm getting you for your birthday.
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Don't you dare!!!
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Bright pink!
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I mean pink is cool, I'm not afraid of that color but I don't want a dildo!
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It's not about what you want. It's about forever remembering this moment! You'll see it and always think of me. Wait, not like that. Nevermind, I'm not getting it for you.
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I already think that I'm going to remember this forever. XD
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I just remember there being a piece of moldy cheese on the playground... and if someone accidentally touched it, they were forever made fun of for having the cheese touch, or something like that.
Forever and ever? You can't forget. I want to ask you about it in a year, and make sure you still remember.
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So like the Midas touch but with cheese? XD
You can ask me about it just don't buy me a dildo to help me remember.
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Moldy Cheese!
See, you not wanting it makes me want to buy it for you so much more. This is a terrible dilemma. It'll be the start of the sex toy collection you never knew you wanted.
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That's still really weird. XD
Maybe I already have a sex toy collection.
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Then you can add to it. This makes me curious now. I'm not going to lie.
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No no no, I'm good. Don't need any additions.
And I actually don't have a connection but I've used sex toys before.
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I've never used any. My whole three girlfriends were pretty tame.
Well, the last one really liked to bite and use her nails a lot, not that I minded.
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Wait, so you like biting and scratching huhn? Saucy.
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I... do. I'm an adventurous guy. What can I say.
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Where do you like it?
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Biting? I like being bitten all over, minus the obvious and usually I end up with scratches on my back. Well, there's a scar on my side. I'm not fond of being bitten there.
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No biting the scar, got it. What about your neck?
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... That's ... very ... good? Lips on my neck, teeth on my neck. My neck is super sensitive. I'm just giving you ammo, aren't I? How did we even get on this very unfair advantage topic.
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Hahaha I don't really remember how we started talking about this but I'm enjoying it.
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I'm sure you are. I think we're done now. Right? Unless I get to ask about your favorite sex toy?
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Uhhhh yeah we're done.
XD
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I see how it is. So Rude! XP
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Okay to be less rude I'll also admit that I like licking and biting.
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