01. It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments. 02. Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner? 03. Writing apology letters for your actions and leaving them on peoples doors is NOT what I want to be doing at 4am. 04. We are not referring to what happened last night as a "funcussion". 05. I just remember thinking that if I ran fast enough nobody on the ship would notice I was naked.
[Did he want the reasoning behind that decision? No, probably not.]
Additionally, you may wish to know that I have located additional evidence of your...boy's night out? An apology should be drafted for the whole of Beta shift, in addition to those you are currently delivering.
Drunk Boimler is considerably more confident and decisive.
[She's not encouraging you to do a shot before performance reviews. She's also not not encouraging it.]
Unfortunately, he is also considerably less coordinated. A problem given that you are, already, not particularly nimble nor graceful.
Issuing a mass memo is still an option and may be preferrable. You smashed quite a lot of beakers attempting to pull a protective sheet out from under them.
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bakerstreet2023-09-15 12:01 pm
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[ Which he is now going to treat as a completely separate entity from himself. ]
But did you guys have to leave me sleeping in the hallway?
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[Did he want the reasoning behind that decision? No, probably not.]
Additionally, you may wish to know that I have located additional evidence of your...boy's night out? An apology should be drafted for the whole of Beta shift, in addition to those you are currently delivering.
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[ Sigh. All he had left was one more letter before he could get some proper sleep, too. ]
Is there anything else about drunken Boimler I should know?
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Drunk Boimler is considerably more confident and decisive.
[She's not encouraging you to do a shot before performance reviews. She's also not not encouraging it.]
Unfortunately, he is also considerably less coordinated. A problem given that you are, already, not particularly nimble nor graceful.
Issuing a mass memo is still an option and may be preferrable. You smashed quite a lot of beakers attempting to pull a protective sheet out from under them.