tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[firstmates]

you know nothing about my ass
the ketchup is to improe it

[ or to rile sanji up. maybe. probably. ]

[notawaiter]

I know you might end spraining a cheek given how clenched you keep it every day. For someone who's so quiet, you always look so tense.

This is tragic, Zoro. You have the taste buds of a raccoon if you think ketchup improves anything.

[ You need to find a new pastime, Zoro. But so does Sanji. ]

[firstmates]

Is that why your posture is so bad?

maybe it's not the taste. maybe your food is just dry.

[notawaiter]

My posture is just fine; it's called being relaxed. But fine, if you think there's something to be fixed, come and tell me what it is.

If you think you can do it better, I'd love to see you cook literally anything. Unless you're not up to the challenge.

[firstmates]

I'd just take your food and add booze. that makes everything better.

[notawaiter]

So you do like my food.

It wouldn't kill you to admit it.

[firstmates]

Someone needs to keep you humble.

[notawaiter]

And you appointed yourself to that mission.

Or is that you're jealous?

[firstmates]

of what? you?
don't make me laugh

[notawaiter]

I don't know about what or who yet. I'm not even sure if you know it.

[firstmates]

Just because it's vague doesn't mean it's profound.

[notawaiter]

Oh, are you talking about yourself now?

[firstmates]

don't project. you seem to want to talk about me.

[notawaiter]

Is that bad? Maybe I just want to get to know you better.

We do have to live together, after all, and you were out of commission when I was getting acquainted with the others.

[firstmates]

you experienced me from my best side then.
but sure. we can get to know each other.

[notawaiter]

Your best side is you on your back lying on a bed? Interesting.

Good.