tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[webbs]

it's a JUMPSUIT, thanks

[ no comment on the crying. ]

[pryorities]

The way it fits suggests otherwise. Or maybe it's all the tears. Can't you web up some Kleenex or something?

[webbs]

yeah, webbing and kleenex don't mesh
just kinda becomes goop

[pryorities]

Cute, you've found Gwyneth Paltrow's latest useless, overpriced product. So what's wrong, my little arachnerd? Who do we need to throw to the demons of limbo for a torturous little afternoon undelight?

[webbs]

okay, wow
first, there's a lot of assumption going on
from the scale of this to the "we" thing

[pryorities]

Goblin Queen, remember? Could have been the royal we.

[Okay, fine, it wasn't. BUT STILL.]

[webbs]

you know that i spent like
three months thinking that you were with the green goblin for that name, right?

[pryorities]

My taste in men might not be great, but it's not that tragic either!

[webbs]

seriously?
that's what we're going with?

[pryorities]

You went with that jumpsuit. Choices have already been made today.

[webbs]

it's the suit i have
the whole spider-girl thing, you know?

[pryorities]

[Like Maddie can judge. From the moment she turned evil, she went from relative riches to rags. At least these days she's dressed a little bit better.]

I know the deal. Power, responsibility, Parker luck. Is that why you were all sadfaced?

[webbs]

you know?
sure
yes
that's absolutely right

[pryorities]

...want me to pull whatever's bothering you out of your mind instead, because I could do that.

[webbs]

nope!
you got it already
bad parker luck