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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[collimation]

listen!
everyone deserves a knowledgeable teacher and a safe environment to learn
they could be learning through the super realistic world of porn you know

[orionids]

while I don't disagree
still




why
I don't get the feeling that they brought it up to you organically

[collimation]

they might have
overheard a conversation

[orionids]

that tracks for Pollux, unfortunately
should i even ask what that conversation was about and with whom?

[collimation]

me and uh
eri
were talking about
last night

[orionids]

ah
that
hm
and knowing the twins, Castor was essentially strongarmed into listening in when his brother started asking questions.

[collimation]

one of which was literally "what's something you've only tried once"
so i mean

they're curious boys and they're certainly not gonna come ask big bro their burning questions

[orionids]

no
that tracks

and as much as Gil and Gem bring out a exhibitionist side to me, i have my limits.

[collimation]

i'm glad those limits haven't included taking down the camera in the gym ♥

[orionids]

yeah well
better to let that go and just let the others know where a blind spot is if they don't want to be watched

[collimation]

look even if there's nothing GOOD happening in there it's still the camera with the most action
i swear you look even bigger than when you first took over the ship

[orionids]

do i?
suppose you can thank the others for that
figured that i should at least prep for later on.

[collimation]

oh, yeah, definitely
like
in the best of ways
full romance novel cover build

[orionids]

and how would you know about that, Jan?

[collimation]

what, about romance novel covers?
plenty!
i've read at least one from every planet we've touched down on
it gets boring in the cockpit

[orionids]

suppose I haven't been paying that much attention
you getting ideas from this?

[collimation]

ideas~?
captain, do you have any pressing fucked up kink questions?

[orionids]

i meant ideas from the romance novels but to answer your question, no
considering what you and i have been through, never mind what you've likely heard from the others

definitely don't think that we could really dredge too much more up that we haven't at least considered

[collimation]

fair point

but no, no real ideas from the romance novels
most of them are pretty tame tbh
though i do like the thought of being picked up and whisked away at a given moment's notice
eri could do it
not so sure about ras

[orionids]

suppose i'm not in the consideration for that since i have actually done that in not-so-romantic situations

[collimation]

i mean if you wanted to whisk me away for a sexy rendezvous i wouldn't say no
i just know we both uh
y'know
tend to have our hands full

[orionids]

a bit of an understatement, but
not wrong

[collimation]

just let me know~
or wait don't actually
the element of surprise is part of the fun

[orionids]

right right
it's the unexpected nature of it that makes it

[collimation]

exactly! that's where half the fun is
well
okay maybe i've learned that it's only fun if you know the person BUT