tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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natasha romanoff | mcu | ota

[brushpass]

1. The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning.

2. If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire.

3. All I want is tacobell and your body

4. You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.

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[wisecracking_shot]

You lost me at wilderness.

[brushpass]

What if we also roast weird food in the fire?

[wisecracking_shot]

All things roasted in the fire are weird.

[brushpass]

What, even marshmallows?

[wisecracking_shot]

Nope. Not unless they are in cocoa or cereal.

[brushpass]

If you try to tell me Lucky Charms marshmallows are better than roasted marshmallows I'm going to be at a loss.

[wisecracking_shot]

Then I'll be at a win?

[brushpass]

Well, somebody's got to.

[wisecracking_shot]

Guess that's for me. I do the small wins.

( o1. )

[kalashnikov]

rough night?

[brushpass]

Ugh.
I feel like my entire body is full of rocks that are being ground into gravel.
Was your night any better?

[kalashnikov]

mostly quiet. spooked sam with some early halloween decorations, kicked a guy's ass, ate leftover pizza.

the usual.

[brushpass]

There's nothing like a little early Halloween practice.
What did the guy do to deserve an ass kicking?
More importantly, what kind of pizza?

[kalashnikov]

would you believe me if i said he tried to mug me? idiot didn't take the warning like he should.

sausage and pepperoni. i think. it had been there a while.

[brushpass]

Oh, I would. Some people don't know what's good for them.
Ugh. I was going to invite myself over to steal a slice but unidentifiable toppings sound worse than this hangover.

[kalashnikov]

oh, so it was that kind of night. for fun or commiseration?

[brushpass]

It was. Commiseration.
Had a run in with an old friend, if we use the term friend loosely. And now I'm wearing sunglasses indoors.

[kalashnikov]

hey it's a look. bet it works for you.

[brushpass]

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