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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[notscar]

calm down

who stole it?

[packingorder]

I am calm!
I'll find out once I get it back.

[notscar]

jack i can hear you stomping from here

in the meantime

how long do you want your cactus microwaved for

[packingorder]

[he... slows his pace. a little. stomping to stalking.]

DON'T YOU DARE!!

[notscar]

[ cute... ]

rare or well done???

honestly not sure how many minutes but if it's not enough, we can keep it in for a little longer

[packingorder]

[ hey! he's running again. ]

I said take it out, Leona-senpai!
I can still get their scent off it!!

[ Don't nuke his cactus! ]

[notscar]

it's fine. i haven't even started it yet.
just pretend i'm keeping it fresh for you.

besides--- how'd they even steal it in the first place?

[packingorder]

i'm not in the greenhouse all the time.
and you sleep too much in there to even be a watchlion.

[notscar]

well yeah
i'm not a watchlion in the first place

you could've just taken the cactus back to your room
don't you already have a few?

[packingorder]

that one wasn't doing well in my room.
i took it to the greenhouse for a change of atmosphere.

[notscar]

you should've hid it better

but i also don't know who'd be stupid enough to take something that belongs to you of all people

[packingorder]

you don't hide plants! people shouldn't be stealing in the first place.

like i said, i'll find out once i get their scent off the pot.

[notscar]

"shouldn't be" is funny
there's a lot people "shouldn't be" doing but then they just do it anyway

well, i've got it
it should still be in the microwave

[packingorder]

that doesn't mean you should do it.
it'd save some people a lot of pain if they thought first.

i'm five minutes away.

[notscar]

pretty sure thinking has always been optional around here

five minutes away, huh? where you coming from

[packingorder]

don't remind me.

track. if i keep a full sprint, i can make it in five minutes.

[notscar]

it's not going to go anywhere

but i guess the scent of whoever did it might not be

i don't know. just don't run anyone over, jack.

[packingorder]

leave it in the microwave.

just don't turn it on.

i can avoid anyone in my way, leona-senpai.

[notscar]

don't worry, i won't turn it on.

the last thing i want to do is rile you up any further.



maybe.

[packingorder]

maybe?

are you challenging me, leona-senpai?

[notscar]

would it really be a challenge if i challenged you, jack?

[packingorder]

that's what a challenge is, leona-senpai.

[notscar]

i just don't want to embarrass you too badly

[packingorder]

name a time and place and i'll beat you down harder than you've ever felt before, senpai!

[notscar]

[ pft. ]

well, if you're coming here? i don't see any reason for you to go anywhere else after.

winner keeps the cactus.