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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[acaseofyou]

[ Image attached: Birdie, sticking her tongue out at the camera. ]

[exterminatory]

You know
They say when you make these faces under the influence there's a 53.8% increased risk it'll freeze that way

[acaseofyou]

Oh no. What'll I do with my tongue then?

[exterminatory]

Quit the stage and start advertising your envelope licking business?

[acaseofyou]

Are you gonna help me with customer service then? Since my communication skills will be shot.

[exterminatory]

Sure. I'll even pitch em the goods

*slaps top of your tongue* This bad boy can moisten so many #10s

[acaseofyou]

Please don't slap my tongue.

[exterminatory]

Listen, do you wanna be the biggest sealer in the biz or not? Lots of other enterprising permanently stuck-out tongues. Mr. Yuk will give you a run for your money

[acaseofyou]

And do you know Mr. Yuk personally? Am I going to be causing a horrible business feud by stealing you away with all your marketing know-how?

[exterminatory]

Spent my fair share of time digging thru pesticide stockpiles from the 80s, so yeah, you could say we go back a ways

Can't help it that these skills are in demand. Guess you'll just have to duke it out over me.

[acaseofyou]

We could always find something less-envelope-y to do with my tongue instead of entrepreneurship. I've never been good at duckling.

Duckling

No!

Duke Ing

[exterminatory]

I don't know if I can maintain association with someone who's no good at duckling
Like what possible tongue talents you could have to make up for a lack of duckling
I can't even ducking say

[acaseofyou]

I'm sure everyone would understand if you took a tour of these tongue skills before you made any final ducking decisions.

[exterminatory]

Does the tour include room for a bet that you can't make me forget even a stoned error in obvious vertebrate identification?

[acaseofyou]

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