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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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Monkey D. Luffy | OPLA

[thekingofthepirates]

1.You ate candies off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
2. I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation.
3. Someone just gave me a milk punch and told me to drink it. How do you make punch out of milk?
4. He is passed out on the floor right now. He said he will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
5. Are you sure you're okay?
6. I remember Usopp shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.

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[moutonshot]

Don't you feel that way ALL of the time?

[thekingofthepirates]

It's true, it's a situation I'm in a lot!

What's for lunch anyway?

[moutonshot]

Seared yellowtail in a sweet ginger glaze with vegetables. Though if you aren't willing to wait we have plenty of tangerines to spare.

[thekingofthepirates]

You're making my stomach growl! I bet you can hear it all the way in the galley...

But I'll wait! Besides, I've already had like, 4 tangerines.

[He'll never get scurvy at least.]

[moutonshot]

It won't be long, Luffy.

Though I don't know what I'm going to do about dessert.

[thekingofthepirates]

Welll...

We do have all those tangerines, like you said.

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[cartographie]

I don't have any idea what you're talking about.

[ and she is never going shot for shot with any of the crew ever again. ]

[thekingofthepirates]

So you don't care if you won at table hungry hungry hippos or not?

[cartographie]

...Is Usopp telling everyone he won?

[thekingofthepirates]

Only the most triumphant and impressive win! You were on the floor in four minutes!

[cartographie]

Rematch time?

[thekingofthepirates]

If you do, I want a front row seat.

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[firstmates]

fair. I'll go disturb him.

[thekingofthepirates]

Didn't you have almost as many drinks? I'm surprised you're not on the floor too...

[firstmates]

It's a skill issue.

[thekingofthepirates]

Okay, but maaaaaybe you should be sleeping instead of fighting?

[firstmates]

I don't sleep.

[thekingofthepirates]

That's not true! I've seen you sleep, Zoro.

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[legsbenedict]

Perfectly fine, never better! What makes you think that I'm not?

[thekingofthepirates]

You just seemed odd today.

[legsbenedict]

How about I make it up to you with dessert?

[thekingofthepirates]

Well, I would never say no to dessert.

But there's nothing you have to make up for either.

[legsbenedict]

I believe I have the ingredients for a crème brûlée if that strikes your fancy.

I can promise my seemingly odd behavior won't interfere with dinner time.

[thekingofthepirates]

It isn't about your food. That is always great!