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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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Yep! :)

[holdshisown]

...You could have just told me you made me deal with it without sounding like a serial killer in the making, you know?

Don't take it too personaly, I get incredibly contrary when I'm drunk.

[thecoordinate]

Maybe I'm a serial killer in the making.

And yeah, I know. We've hung out drunk a few times now. You're kind of an asshole.

So am I, but still.

[holdshisown]

Let's hope not, I don't want to end up in front of a newscrew lying about how you seemed like such a normal guy and none of us saw it comming.

It's all the repressed bitchiness I've had to keep inside while dealing with my father. It's gotta come out somewhere, you know?

A bit, but I've known worse to be honest.

[thecoordinate]

You've known worse?

I have to defeat them. I have to get worser.

[holdshisown]

Have you met my family? I'm honestly surprised I turned out as well-adjusted as I did.

Good luck, just remember that the blond one bites... hard.

[thecoordinate]

You? Well adjusted? I'll believe it when I see it.

So do I. Hard. :E

[holdshisown]

Exactly! I really should have ended up much worse than I am.

Good. He deserves it, I still have a scar on my arm from the last time he bit me. >:(

[thecoordinate]

I think you need a matching one. Don't worry. I'm on this.

[holdshisown]

I wouldn't if I were you, you never know where I might have been.