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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[pursuitofcappiness]

Buck, I could grow a real beard. It's a great beard.

[kalashnikov]

in the next five minutes?

what if i'm real desperate to see you full wizard?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Definitely not in the next five minutes but where are you getting a fake beard in that time?

You know I don't have magical powers.

[kalashnikov]

i have fake beards.

( This is why he's the spy. )

probably for the best, our lives are already weird enough.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Fine, well, bring one to the bar. Are you gonna put a fake arm over your metal one?

[kalashnikov]

depends. i was just going to go sleeves and a glove. i thought it made me look like a hipster?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh, you wanted to look like a hipster.

[kalashnikov]

nah.

it's just an unfortunate byproduct of being cool before they got to it.

[pursuitofcappiness]

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