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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[twoton_twentyone]

I want to say no, but yeah. Yeah, I have. Usually on the worst hangover mornings.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Really? Such as?

[twoton_twentyone]

Easiest to remember was the smell of Samson's cologne, and then remembering he nearly killed us all when he caught him.

Less dramatic and hungover like? The smell of bounce, those dryer sheets, it kinda sends me back to being a kid. Our house always smelled of it for some reason.

[dawn_is_breaking]

What does his cologne smell like?

Oh I know which ones you're talking about, they have a very distinct smell no matter what "scent" they advertise. It's all the same dryer sheet smell.

[twoton_twentyone]

Ever smelled Stetson? It's a kinda cliché, but that's what I'm pretty sure it is.

Yeah! That exactly!

[dawn_is_breaking]

Ah so he really leans into the 'man' smell.

I feel like dryer sheets used to really be a "thing" with our parents generation.

[twoton_twentyone]

Dude, have you met him? The guy is pretty much in the dictionary under 'real man.'

Oh totally, that and, like, paper towels.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Nope, never met or heard of him actually.

Yes and Glade plug ins. XD

[twoton_twentyone]

Dude, OMG. I know he's like a secret agent and shit, but wow. He's like the terror of the hench community. I'll get Hank to send me a picture.

Oh my god, right? I swear my mom had one in every room in our house.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Sure, I'm curious about him now.

Thankfully my mother was more a fan of scented candles.

[twoton_twentyone]

[ [ A picture comes through first.] ]

Man, now Hank's asking questions, but there you go. The slayer of Henchman, Brock. He's honestly pretty cool once you get to know him.

I could only be so lucky. Mom was scared the house would burn down. She got a little paranoid after my dad died and before she remarried. Her second husband helped her get over that.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Oh goodness, he's quite a big guy isn't he?
Who is Hank?

I guess that's understandable.

[twoton_twentyone]

Huge, and scary if you cross him.

Hank Venture, he's one of Doc's kids. We're cool.

Yeah a little at least. I'm glad she's over it, there were a few odd years there.

[ Which he probably made worse when he never came home from his Washington, DC school trip in the 8th grade. Opps. ]

[dawn_is_breaking]

Has he always had the mullet?

Ah.
Sorry, my last partner's name was Hank.

Do you get along with the man she remarried?

[twoton_twentyone]

Yeah, he has. He looks super weird anytime he cuts it.

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I can send you a picture of Hank V. I do have one of those from my bosses wedding.

Nah, not the second guy, he was a douche. Outside of helping her with those fears. The third guy's alright, but he came around after I was gone. He works a lot, but he helps her and my siblings out. So, he's cool by me.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Guess he found the look that works for him.

Sure.

How many siblings do you have?

[twoton_twentyone]

Oh yeah, seriously, if you ever met him, I'm sure you'll get it. Dudes awesome. You know, for a guy whose killed a lot of my coworkers, and nearly killed me a few times.

[ A moment later two separate pictures arrive. ]

Hank's the blond, one of those is old though. He's cool, for a Venture, anyway.

3, a sister whose in collage, and 2 way younger brothers. I'm the oldest. The others are from mom's other marriages, though. What about you?

[dawn_is_breaking]

Do you two hang out sometimes?

Aww he looks so sweet. Quite the opposite of what my Hank looked like.

I've got one younger sister.

[twoton_twentyone]

Not really? I mean now, and then I've worked with him, but no. He's our arch nemesis' bodyguard.

Yeah? I'd ask what your Hank looks like, but don't want to have you drag up any unpleasant memories. You're right though, Hank V. is seriously nice, he's a good kid.

That's cool, is she a ballerina too?

[dawn_is_breaking]

You seem to think he's pretty cool for someone who is your arch nemesis' bodyguard.

No it's okay. This was him.
[picture message]

No, she's more into animals and science.

[twoton_twentyone]

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