tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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Henchmen 21/Gary Fischer - The Venture Bros

[twoton_twentyone]

A: I'm so sorry, man. Speedy cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. It was pretty messy, so we all went into panic mode.
B: Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
C: I looked down and was like "oh shit that's blood" then it was like "shit, that's not my blood." then it was like whose blood is this??
D: Had to go to the Pine Barrens last night, really disappointed the Jersey Devil wasn't there with like a handle of vodka or something.
E: Wildcard

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[dead_tongue]

what about mothman?

also: EW jersey!

[twoton_twentyone]

Mothman is like the king of the cryptids, the coolest. No shade there, dude.

Hey, I live here, don't be a dick.

[dead_tongue]

you know there's mothman erotica?

I'd apologise but you know I'm not wrong. don't feel bad, I'm from a shithole too.

[twoton_twentyone]

Oh, of course, dude. I've read it. Totally not ashamed to admit that.

I mean yeah, but I'm from Arizona, not much better either. Just a lot more dry. Best we got are wendigos and the canyon.

[dead_tongue]

I like your style.

isn't arizona where they think there's 'vortexes' and stuff?
I'm from sasquatch country.

[twoton_twentyone]

Thanks, same dude. You knew about it, so I assume.

You're talking about the Sedona vortex, which is mad cool. Though, the state cryptid is the Mogollon Monster.

Like Washington?

[dead_tongue]

pervs of a feather or something.

wtf is *that*?

close. BC. I'm from the island so we have Caddy the sea monster too.

[twoton_twentyone]

That. That exactly.

The Mogollon Monster? Basically the dollar store Sasquatch. Nowhere near as awesome.

Wait? Cadborosaurus? Cool! That's one they haven't been able to disprove yet!

[dead_tongue]

no shame here.

oh that's not nearly as exciting as I was hoping it would be.

yeah! like lbr the 'body' they found a long time ago was totally a rotten basking shark but still!
you like weird shit, huh?

[twoton_twentyone]

See, we're going to get along just fine, bro.

Right? So lame, the vortexes are cool though. More so, when you get ripped, then go out there. Totally awesome.

I can't believe anyone bought that. It didn't even look like Caddy! It's totally my thing. Well, that and a few other things. Comics, Star Wars, video games, the basics.

[dead_tongue]

what do I call you?

have you ever seen aliens or anything like that?

like, superhero comics? or shit like maus or uhhh sandman?
will you hate me if I say I think star wars is a little overrated?

[twoton_twentyone]

It's Gary, you?

Seen no, but believe? Absolutely. Kinda lame to think we'd be the only intelligent life out there.

I actually like both of those, but for this, let's say closer to Sandman. I won't hate you, no, but I will politely disagree.

B

[revmeup]

Well can I be high ?

[twoton_twentyone]

Sure, but your sharing, and I'm so not explaining more than twice if you get confused. Deal?

[revmeup]

Deal

[twoton_twentyone]

This is going to be so great, Harley! I can't wait. Also, so totally not doing it here if we're getting stoned. Monarch is like a walking anti-smoking ad of any kind. I'll get us a room.

[revmeup]

How does he feel about edibles?

[twoton_twentyone]

We have an old saying in the cocoon. What The Monarch doesn't know, what hurt him.

Seriously, though, never heard him complain about that one.

[revmeup]

Easy peasy
But if you want to get a room instead, what about like an air bnb? Make a whole weekend out of it, have a place all to ourselves.

[twoton_twentyone]

I mean both work, my room is free, but it might be nice to do the Airbnb thing. Let's do that.

[revmeup]

Can we got to somewhere like
Not jersey

[twoton_twentyone]

That depends, where do you want to go, dude? I'm sure we can pull it off.


[ Getting an Air BNB would save on money so travel was an option.]

[revmeup]

If we're going to get high and watch star trek for most of the time it doesn't need to be anywhere special. Something quiet. Maybe a pretty view from the windows.

[twoton_twentyone]

Give me an hour to do some research, I got you.