tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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marc spector, marvel comics

[vestments]

1 — Was the blood covered note on my door from you?
2 — No, because apparently I've used up all my "invisible Egyptian god" get out of jail free cards.
3 — I'm sure there's a superhero with a history of making good decisions you can ask.
4 — We're stuck at the awkward stage where her husband's still holding a grudge because I tried to steal his powers and beat up his friends one time.
5 — I warned you not to bring food or drink into my car.
wildcard — or text him! ota, incl. misfires, assumed cr, cross-canon etc etc

3

[f_bomb]

nah.
you know there's not. that kind of thing literally doesn't fucking exist.

[vestments]

Better decisions, then.

[f_bomb]

so who does that actually apply to? steve?

3

[turdusmigratoriusmortuus]

Sorry I don't know any of those so I ask again:

Shoot the trafficker and paint a warning to his friends in his blood or string him up by his intestines outside their hideout? Which one says "lock him up in an asylum" more?

[vestments]

I know I don't need to answer that second question for you.

[turdusmigratoriusmortuus]

You're avoiding the first one.

1

[redhourglass]

i’d say it was ketchup
but i’m pretty sure you know the difference

[vestments]

Yeah.
Sugar.

[redhourglass]

( insert eyeroll and heavy sigh here )

cute

how did you know it was me?

1.

[paxpenguina]

Quite possibly, yes.

Apologies for the quality of the stationary. Desperate times, as I'm sure you can appreciate.

[vestments]

Possibly.

Well, if you were aiming to leave an impression, you succeeded.

[paxpenguina]

I find that for those of us who conduct our business with and around people with a flare for the dramatic, it does serve one well to stand out.

In any case, I'm in the market for a particular skill set at short notice and regrettably was called on to multi-task, hence the state of my correspondence.

3

[mockingbirdy]

Yes but then they would hold me to that good decision standard.

[vestments]

Ah.

So I'm the less judgemental option?

[mockingbirdy]

Have you met most of the Avengers? Come on.

5

[gigglemug]

ok but in my defense

did you see the size of that thing?

...ok wait that was a reference to the strawberry shake

not the other thing

which obviously you have seen the size of

[vestments]

( THE LONGEST DELAY. )

The size was my issue.

[gigglemug]

right, ok, but I had no way of knowing beforehand, is what I'm saying

and it's kinda unfair to expect me to handle something that size in the amount of time we had before we left

again: I'm referring to the shake

1

[friendzied]

Yeah.
Not my blood, if it helps?

[vestments]

( UNSURE. )

That explains the consistency of the penmanship.

4

[oomfies]

he should get over it tbh

[vestments]

Do you think the amicable wife is or isn't helping?

3.

[kindofamazing]

Hey man, I already tried asking myself the same question in the mirror and my reflection laughed at me, so we're scraping the barrel as far as good-decision makers go around here.

So I'm asking again: would you rather fight 1,000 ant-sized bulls or one bull-sized ant?

[vestments]

( PETER you are so lucky he secretly likes you. )

Are there restrictions on how I'm fighting?