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fantastic

[personal profile] orthodoxies 2023-09-15 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't asbestos hazardous to your health?
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Re: fantastic

[personal profile] forrestertailor 2023-09-15 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hazardous to YOU, not to me. Put. The. Hammer. DOWN.
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[personal profile] orthodoxies 2023-09-15 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You want to go break something else?
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[personal profile] forrestertailor 2023-09-15 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)

Yes, put the hammer down and I will be there soon. Perhaps we can disturb enough of the peace to break a few officers as well.
Also wear a mask if you are still near that wall, for safety’s sake.
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[personal profile] orthodoxies 2023-09-15 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't need to piss off any more of my coworkers. I just want to break things until I stop thinking about the one person I can't kill.
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[personal profile] forrestertailor 2023-09-15 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I’ve a load of scrap wood that needs destroying, we can bash it into splinters and then set a fire. How’s that?
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[personal profile] orthodoxies 2023-09-15 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Works for me. I just need to deal with my frustration.
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[personal profile] forrestertailor 2023-09-15 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I can build the scraps into a dummy, if that would help. And I’ve a few bottles of wine for after.
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[personal profile] orthodoxies 2023-09-16 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
There's an idea. I'll be fine in a few hours. It just takes time.