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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[pursuitofcappiness]

No, they're always getting me mid-kick, it's like they don't like it nearly as much with my legs together.

Also - Clint. Pal. You're handsome. You've got a great physique. You can go out there and get any guy you want. What's this about?

[deathbeforedecaf]

Well. Well well well.

I just want to send sexy pics. And dick pics are so 2010.

[pursuitofcappiness]

You know, I think Spider-Man's got a photographer friend. Peter.

[deathbeforedecaf]

I think it's best to take them myself.

So I've been kinda seeing this one guy, Scott? You remember him? He's an ass man, so.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yeah, I remember Scott.

Have you tried taking pictures in the mirror?

Also, trust me, Scott likes all your pictures.

[deathbeforedecaf]

That's what I'm doing now. The mirror, I mean. I was just hoping to make them more artistic.

And how do you know?

[pursuitofcappiness]

It's Scott. He's enthusiastic. You'd know.

[deathbeforedecaf]

Well. That's good to know.

But yeah. Uh.

Have you ever sent anyone a dirty pic before?

[pursuitofcappiness]

I know you're not the Clint I know better, but I really need to know between me and the other Steve, what made you think I've ever sent anyone a dirty pic.

[deathbeforedecaf]

I wasn't assuming you did! I was just asking. And then I was going to ask if it worked. And then I was going to ask for more pointers. That's all.

[pursuitofcappiness]

That's definitely a question you're gonna have to pose at Tony. I'm assuming either of ours.

Maybe the other Clint - he's married.

[deathbeforedecaf]

He's still married? I was, but that's kinda over now.

[pursuitofcappiness]

To Laura, yeah.

Sorry about your divorce.

[deathbeforedecaf]

Yeah, it's all kind of weird. I think we might get back together, but who even knows.

Laura? We don't have a Laura.

[pursuitofcappiness]

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