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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[dawn_is_breaking]

Okay good.

That's very sweet of you but I doubt you have that much time on your hands sweetheart.

[deathbeforedecaf]

YOu might be right, but I'm willing to attempt it.

Or...

I can just buy you a new one.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Considering how high my sex drive is I would feel bad if I made you drop everything to come over and do that for me.

If I can't find it by dinner I'll consider it a lost cause and go buy a whole new vibrator.

[deathbeforedecaf]

Well I'm more than happy to satisfy you at least some of the time. If I'm busy I'll tell you, but if I'm not, I'll be there.

I already ordered one to your address from Amazon. Kinda looks like the one you have but with more settings, so I'm pretty sure you'll like it.

[dawn_is_breaking]

You're a wonderfully sweet man.

You didn't have to do that, I'm perfectly happy to go to a sex store.

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[deathbeforedecaf]

Dawn, you know I'd do anything for you. I love you. And I'd love to go to a sex store with you.

2/2

[deathbeforedecaf]

I MEAN.

Shit. I can't believe i just said that over TEXT.

[dawn_is_breaking]

You can't believe you just offered to go to a sex store with me?

[deathbeforedecaf]

Uh yeah. That's the one.

But also, I definitely want to go to one. With you, specifically. We can get one of those sex swings. I've never tried one before. Have you?

[ Yes, they should just forget about this, for now. He'll revisit it when they're in person, and not having sex. Maybe over a candlelight dinner, or a trip to the sauna. Or a nice little grilled dinner on the roof. ]

[dawn_is_breaking]

Uh huhn. Suuuuure.

No, I've never really needed a sex swing before since I'm so flexible and most times I'm with partners who are strong and can pick me up.

[deathbeforedecaf]

Well. I can definitely pick you up.

[ They've had some very athletic sex, after all. ]

Is there a sex toy you've never tried but want to?

[dawn_is_breaking]

Yes you can and I love it when you do.

I've been curious about the vibrating panties and strap ons.

[deathbeforedecaf]

Yeah, I'm pretty interested in both those things. Seeing as I've slept with men and all.

Definitely into the idea of vibrating panties, seeing how they make you feel.

[dawn_is_breaking]

I've never been with a man who was bisexual like I am, it's exciting.

I'm curious to see if they fit bulky or not.

[deathbeforedecaf]

Dawn, I have to admit that this conversation is really turning me on. Like. A lot. Like, you have no idea.

What's the most exciting thing about it?

Have you ever tried one of those fucking machines?

[dawn_is_breaking]

Really? Oh, well I hope you're not somewhere in public. ;)

It's exciting because it means you'll understand a part of me that most men don't ever try to.

I haven't, they've always looked uncomfortable.

[deathbeforedecaf]

Thankfully I'm at home. But I appreciate your concern. And yeah, it means we can talk about hot people together, even if we're never going to do anything about it. It's nice.

Really? I always thought they looked hot. Maybe I'll try one out first and see.

[dawn_is_breaking]

We can talk about hot people as well as queer issues, which is a nice change of pace rather than having to explain it to straight men.

To me they've always looked like a horny eighteen year old mad scientist made them.

[deathbeforedecaf]

Oh, and we can go to pride together! Have you gone? Last time, I was single, but I’m pretty sure I made out with everyone, [ Clint laughs. ] Not that I would this time but you know.

Even the ones you just sit on? I do think they look lonely though. I like getting myself off just as much as the next person, but bending over to take a machine seems less fun than having a person do it.

[dawn_is_breaking]

((Continued over here))