tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[so_no_plan]

[ Instead of sending back a text message, Bucky takes some eyeliner and draws a ridiculous looking goatee and mustache over his stubble, then records himself saying,
'You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. One thing you can't take away? I am Iron Man.' and then sends it Steve's way. ]

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ He actually laughs listening to this recording. ]

7/10, you need a pair of sunglasses.

[so_no_plan]

So we're entering then? You can try to pass off as Thor. We'll get you a wig.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yeah, sure, I've got an old oatmeal can I can make into a hammer. You got any big red curtains?

[so_no_plan]

Just borrow mjolnir. I'm sure Thor won't mind. And yeah, I have a red shower curtain.

[pursuitofcappiness]

He'll definitely mind. Are you serious?

[so_no_plan]

Yes, I seriously have a red shower curtain.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I meant about Mjölnir. Never mind. I need your curtain.

[so_no_plan]

Okay, want me to meet you at your place? I'll bring it with me.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yes, please. I've got a brooch.

[so_no_plan]

Okay, I'm heading over. I'll need a wig though because I'm not cutting my hair to pretend to be Tony Stark.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Just put it up. It'll look short, right?

[so_no_plan]

Good idea. Okay. I'm coming with the shower curtain.