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Kafka Hibino 🦖 Kaiju No.8 - OTA

[personal profile] kafkaiju 2023-09-15 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Short version- Kafka is a blue-collar kaiju corpse cleaner who has mysteriously started turning into a kaiju himself. Now trying to live his dream as a kaiju killer.
Assumed CR, positive or negative, is encouraged!

1. This old lady on the bus keeps staring at me, I'm gonna throw hands in a minute.

2. Wow, cool, I'm going to beat your ass.

3. Sorry about your door.

4. I said you're terrible, not that I don't like you.

5. Need backup.

6. You ask way too many questions about my dick, but I will answer them, so who's really to blame?

7. Can you please send me a picture?


8. Wildcard! Anything!
blastedass: by cytes @ dw (gift ~ Don't Take) (💥 Pera pera pera...)

2. - back to harass him

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-09-15 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Pfft! You can't even beat your own meat, Dickzilla.
kafkaiju: (161)

always welcome!

[personal profile] kafkaiju 2023-09-15 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
are you flirting with me
blastedass: by bokunoicons @ tumblr (💥 Fuck it. We're dead.)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-09-15 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT?! FUCK NO!! You get your brain smashed or something?!
Edited 2023-09-15 17:50 (UTC)
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[personal profile] kafkaiju 2023-09-15 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
you just said my dick was too big to jerk off, how am i supposed to consider that an insult what the fuck

[ Kafka is a smart man in some very specific ways, this is not one of them. ]
blastedass: by blastedass @ dreamwidth (💥 SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE!!)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-09-15 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
STOP TURNING INSULTS INTO COMPLIMENTS, DAMMIT!!

[Apparently it's smart enough...]
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[personal profile] kafkaiju 2023-09-15 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Insult me better then, geeze. You want some help workshopping insults?
blastedass: by cytes @ dw (gift ~ Don't Take) (💥 That screeching car wreck noise.)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-09-15 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
With a guy who thinks he can beat my ass? Fuck no!
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[personal profile] kafkaiju 2023-09-15 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Those are totally unrelated and also I can clobber you, Blasthole.
blastedass: by bokunoicons @ tumblr (💥 DOOR'S LOCKED! KICK IT IN!)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-09-15 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'LL BURY YOU BACK IN THE GROUND, FOSSIL FACE!!
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[personal profile] kafkaiju 2023-09-15 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Please. I bet you can't even get me to use two arms, you Bob-Bum.
blastedass: by bokunoicons @ tumblr (💥 Thaaat's mooore LIKE IT!)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-09-15 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You won't HAVE two arms when I'm done with you, Geezard.
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[personal profile] kafkaiju 2023-09-15 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. Bring your ass, and what little of you isn't an ass, to Training Range C.

We'll call it free tuition!
blastedass: by blastedass @ dreamwidth (💥 Bring it on you fuck!)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-09-15 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You better fucking hope this doesn't go down like last time! That was a waste of effort!