russianicetiger: (sulky)

Yuri Plisetsky | Yuri!!! On ICE

[personal profile] russianicetiger 2023-09-15 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I don't know why he's complaining, I'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.

2. He chose me to be his birthday sex... theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang.

3. hey i'm sure you are probably asleep because you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?

4. I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your dick in a warm banana peel.

5. So, I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt and lube. Not awkward or anything.

6. (or send one.)