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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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nito nazuna | ensemble stars! | ota

[pyonpyon]

1． Whatever. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
2． You left your pants again. For the fourth time in a row. How can you walk home without pants??
3． I smell like cotton candy and shame.
4． If you don't end up in jail tomorrow morning then I'll buy you McDonald's. Motivation.
5． ( text him! )

2.

[russianicetiger]

This sounds really judgmental. Are you always aware of where your pants are?

[pyonpyon]

What
Do you become suddenly a little kid or something on those specific dates only??

[russianicetiger]

Sounds like the opposite of what happens. Besides, it's totally possible to accidentally put on different pants!

and i still f✽cked it up 🤪

[pyonpyon]

If that's your argument then these aren't yours anymore.

there there~

[russianicetiger]

...You're not keeping my pants are you? What are you going to do with them!?

[pyonpyon]

Save some money and keep them for myself.
What else???

[ Yuri isn't that much taller than him. So. It's doable. ]

[russianicetiger]

You know, I don't think you can go around judging people if you're going to steal their pants.

[pyonpyon]

You're ignoring the fact you've done this multiple times!!!!

[russianicetiger]

Accidentally!

[pyonpyon]

If I were somebody else then your pants probably would have gotten stolen the first time you forgot them.

[russianicetiger]

If you didn't want them the first three times, what's so different this time!?

[pyonpyon]

Three strikes and you're out.

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[meltinglight]

Can I sniff you?

[pyonpyon]

Do you really think I'd say 'yes' to something like that?

[meltinglight]

It's not weird! Girls do it!

[pyonpyon]

We're not girls.

[meltinglight]

You should still let me sniff you.

[pyonpyon]

And why's that?

[meltinglight]

How else will I know the elusive scent of shame?

[pyonpyon]

I guess you won't.

[meltinglight]

So mean~!

[pyonpyon]

Did you expect anything different??

[meltinglight]

You could be more relaxed.

[pyonpyon]

Relaxed?