tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[vestigial]

did u not put the teeth there
thought it was ur
....... little guy

vincent valentine | advent children

[galianbeast]

a. When I asked him how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.

b. If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear you'll regret it.

c. She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.

d. No.

wildcard—text him

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[thefreak]

Amateur hour over here. I woke up on top of the trailer. I don't even remember how I got up there.

[bloodspots]

Are you?

[cartographie]

I promise I'm not that fragile.

[twoton_twentyone]

Wait, was that what I think it was? Were you being cute?

Oh my god!

[ He's totally gushing even if he misread into that, he's so gushing. ]

[work_wife]

Smiled and giggled, I promise. And it really was better. Super Trust me there.

Like, ten or fifteen? It depends on who is visiting on any given year, and who's visiting the states.

[firstmates]

don't judge lemons. they go with tequila.

[collimation]

one of which was literally "what's something you've only tried once"
so i mean

they're curious boys and they're certainly not gonna come ask big bro their burning questions

[antiformal]

How come? Entertained?

[cartographie]

Don't worry. I'll tell him it's a new thing Luffy's trying to build team spirit.

Essek Thelyss | Critical Role | OTA

[zauberdecke]

i. When you said to dress nice because we were going out, I did not expect to be wearing haute couture at a taco stand.
ii. I apologize for being the voice of reason but-- should we really be lightning that on fire?
iii. Please send me pictures of your pussy-cat?
iv. Please never use my siletto heel as a boomerang ever again; being interrogated by the authorities on why there is a Louis Vuitton-sized shatter in the window was not the way I wanted to spend my Friday night.
v. The extent of my physical activity is running from the assassins.
vi. The moment he showed me his spellbook holsters, I knew I was in serious trouble.
vii. My Luxon guilt is strong but I think this alcohol is stronger.
viii. I don't understand what you want when you start making meowing noises from the other room. Please advise.
ix. Mr. Widogast-- that is not the best thing to ask me while I am at work; there are people here and what you have sent me is distracting.
x. It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends.

[luck]

( the look he made when he read that. you know what, sure, fuck it peggle blast. )

Ok.
There's other people who will house students like you.
Should I give you a couple of recommendations?

[firstmates]

I'll always hear them. I might occasionally listen to them, too.

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[retributionflame]

Alright. I'll send someone to take back the wine and flowers by midday tomorrow.

[california_dreaming]

And what would you do about those beads of water?

[firstmates]

I don't see a difference.
in your dreams.

[legsbenedict]

I'm not judging lemons, I'm judging YOU.

[cartographie]

Now who's the one getting close to compliments?

[firstmates]

Just because it's vague doesn't mean it's profound.

[orionids]

no
that tracks

and as much as Gil and Gem bring out a exhibitionist side to me, i have my limits.

[firstmates]

had to match your speed, didn't I?

[vestigial]

suspicious u might just want me to move cans

[legsbenedict]

Not that I'm conspiring here...

but we could always replace a word he uses frequently to correct to a heart.

[thirdratebadguy]

Is that why you toe the line? Sometimes networking with the Batclan - [He's not calling them a family. The Bat-branding sometimes feels weirdly culty.] - and sometimes with the villains?

Alright. I'll bite. Where do you need this hole dug? I can't do it myself, but I have some old henchmen I can still call on for that sort of labor.