tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[enchantricks]

That depends. Do you want to appease me or anger me further?

[notawaiter]

It will be a fun challenge, even if that's all it ends up being. [ Meaning, he will respect her if Nami tells him to stop or take things down a notch. ] And a tasty one, I promise.

I could also make some tangerine marmalade for you, now we have the means. Besides, it would be a good way to avoid scurvy.

[zlodey]

( ... ah, like that. )

Force her to pay attention.
Surely a man of your caliber can wrestle his girl into submission.

( ??? encouraging domestic abuse )

[cartographie]

[ thin veneer of distress dropping in 3, 2– ]

Thanks Zoro, make sure you throw it far!

[twoton_twentyone]

Dude, have you met him? The guy is pretty much in the dictionary under 'real man.'

Oh totally, that and, like, paper towels.

[legsbenedict]

I believe I have the ingredients for a crème brûlée if that strikes your fancy.

I can promise my seemingly odd behavior won't interfere with dinner time.

[work_wife]

Cool. Don't joke about the hair.

[specialistsky]

That's a little frightening.

Both of those roommates requested these hands where they went. I would never touch anyone that didn't want it. I'm not Riven.

[f_bomb]

uhhh. never? and i plan to keep it that way for a very, very long time.

yeah except for the fact that spider-man has his whole bad jokes thing going on.

[luck]

Sure.
Housing a criminal was enough trouble for me, bother someone else who hasn't dealt with you should be exciting.

( do you see what alhaitham is getting at. )

Mat Cauthon | The Wheel of Time

[taveren]

1. We'll have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road. Maybe some publicly indecent touching. So you might as well eat.
2. I have nothing remotely supportive to say to you.
3. Okay, if you accept my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you don't, please fill out the brief survey that follows to help me improve my people relations: a) you're a bitch, please leave me alone b) you're crazy, please leave me alone c) I don't care about you, please leave me alone d) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still spending the night with you f) who are you again? Your answer will not be shared and will be used in accordance. With the law. TY
4. AirDrop
> "You know who" would like to share a photo
5. ( Or text him! Modern AU, canon with a texty twist, you decide. )

[ohihateyou]

It's fine, I'm outside someone's house.

[revmeup]

I know you do

4

[cuttingremark]

Of course I will.

You still didn't say how you fell off the roof though.

2

[firstmates]

luffy made me. it stole his bread.

2

[perpetualnight]

And look how well you've bounced back. I don't seem to recall any complaints at the same.

[kindofamazing]

Okay you win on the scale of suffering here, but if anyone could swap out their water for vodka and get through that stuff without anyone noticing it'd be you. I believe in you, Harry!

3

[meltinglight]

Can I sniff you?

[extrasensory_problems]

Okay, I promise no hair jokes.

[zlodey]

?
I'm not a criminal. I'm just a student.

( :) )

[choshinsei]

[ hm. ]

i'm trying to figure out what it means to be human. [ that's his current interest, quasi non-related to his duty as a big brother. ]

[kindofamazing]

That feels like a trick question so I'm gonna go with yes.

[hairsplit]

Your confidence is attractive.

1

[snipers]

[ ...

just.

what the hell, kasuga. ]

I'm not bailing you out.

[ and not only because she's busy at her own bachelorette party. ]

[complex_trajectories]

Fascinating.

[Which may as well just be blanket confirmation that, yes, this is Spock.]

I assume it is considered rude to refrain from replying, but there are no responses that I can provide that are not...ethically dubious. What is the protocol for this situation?