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That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

I'm in my cabin! Plenty of floor for you to sleep on, if you need to.

[Of course Luffy wouldn't actually make him take the floor though. Not when he can sleep anywhere.]

You better fucking hope this doesn't go down like last time! That was a waste of effort!

That's all that matters.

So what did they do to deserve it?

And what /does/ interest you?

You're going to need to be more specific. I have a lot of knives.

"please try to keep it together?" "make sure to keep up with the rest of us?"

none of them have the same oomph as just saying it straight though

Never going to give up because I'm not wrong.

Yep. You definitely don't know how to cook them then. If you did you wouldn't be so against it.

[Oh Zell. This isn't going to work.]

you should be proud of what you are. every food place needs waiters.

no, i know. promise i'm being careful.
well, i'm not sure if i'm the type yet! it's an experiment
on, um
how far i can long jump :p

i'm bored, okay?

Who said it's just about local travel? You could cover long-haul travel too. Just think about how proud Greta Thunberg would be of you!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AND START DRINKING WHATEVER SHIT YOU FIND THERE?!

We'll see. If you do, I win.

Your baseline for 'perfectly fine' is severely skewed, I'm horrified.

Isn't that a little alarmist?

( fyo's stroking it to kaveh so much in these text messages i just have to think... you know? )

I really don't care, that's why I asked if you'd do it yourself.

i don't want to know what your alternative is

I don't think about hurting you, because I love you.
But not thinking of it out of love makes me a slave to my own feelings - it's all part of my dilemma!
I really ought to kill you soon and get my free will back, huh.
Though, well, I love you, so, if you wanted me to hurt you, I'd be happy to comply!

[he can see the eyebrow twitch in those words.]

Not my preferred weekend night activity, but yes.
Did you enjoy your date with that boy?

There... isn't a lot of room on the floor. The plants have taken over.

Uh huh. I have to flat mates that might tell me otherwise. I don't want to be the third.