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bakerstreet2023-09-15 12:01 pm
gutties) wrote in bakerstreet2023-09-15 12:01 pm
Is it our fault you're a web-slinging slot machine of entertaining bad choices?
Oh my god. Whose car was it???
And listen. It was probably more excitement than I've had in a while. At least you had fun with parking lot guy????
And listen. It was probably more excitement than I've had in a while. At least you had fun with parking lot guy????
1. What do you mean you don't know where you are? What do you see around you?
2. Oh, no. I'll not accept your excuses. You owe me crepes.
3. You said something last night about making me breakfast, but hours later, and you've still not stopped drinking. I'm questioning letting you stay over now.
4. He whispered sweet nothings about European literature in my ear all night. I'd say it was certainly a success.
5. Oh, I think there was something... extra in that hot chocolate I ordered. Quite a bit extra. I'm feeling quite nice.
2. Oh, no. I'll not accept your excuses. You owe me crepes.
3. You said something last night about making me breakfast, but hours later, and you've still not stopped drinking. I'm questioning letting you stay over now.
4. He whispered sweet nothings about European literature in my ear all night. I'd say it was certainly a success.
5. Oh, I think there was something... extra in that hot chocolate I ordered. Quite a bit extra. I'm feeling quite nice.
1. i'm trying to think of a way to make beer soba.
2. why is there an open container of apple juice and a switchblade in the middle of the counter?
3. have you noticed how pretty fire is? the way it burns, its color, how it refuses to stop until everything's gone...
4. fine. i'm so sorry for the unintentional cock block. shame on me. you can thank me later.
5. random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
6. i like to order gluten-free at restaurants just to be an asshole.
7. if i make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all i need. not all this "how did you get in my house" shit.
8. [post series] i can light a candle in one hand and cool a drink in the other.
0. Text him. Misfires welcome, from anyone and anything.
2. why is there an open container of apple juice and a switchblade in the middle of the counter?
3. have you noticed how pretty fire is? the way it burns, its color, how it refuses to stop until everything's gone...
4. fine. i'm so sorry for the unintentional cock block. shame on me. you can thank me later.
5. random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
6. i like to order gluten-free at restaurants just to be an asshole.
7. if i make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all i need. not all this "how did you get in my house" shit.
8. [post series] i can light a candle in one hand and cool a drink in the other.
0. Text him. Misfires welcome, from anyone and anything.
I'd suggest you work a sonnet in there as well.
Well. Well well well.
I just want to send sexy pics. And dick pics are so 2010.
I just want to send sexy pics. And dick pics are so 2010.
1. I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
2. Despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
3. She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
4. What is this nonsense on the table?
x. (bonus for Louis) Would you still love me if I was a worm?
5. {message him}
(p.s ota book or show. just be warned i'm v rusty! but i have read the first 7? of TVC. )
2. Despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
3. She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
4. What is this nonsense on the table?
x. (bonus for Louis) Would you still love me if I was a worm?
5. {message him}
(p.s ota book or show. just be warned i'm v rusty! but i have read the first 7? of TVC. )
[ Ouch right in the heart. ]
It's not so bad.
So hold on, was the original plan to strip down and paint myself green?
It's not so bad.
So hold on, was the original plan to strip down and paint myself green?
...do you still wear your police officer uniform everywhere?
Bit complicated. Short version, humans change over time. Not just individual ones, but all of them. What's considered appropriate can vary a LOT.
Bit complicated. Short version, humans change over time. Not just individual ones, but all of them. What's considered appropriate can vary a LOT.
i ain't judgin bruv
if i had somethin to say bout you i'd just let you have it feel me?
if i had somethin to say bout you i'd just let you have it feel me?
Deal.
The humiliating part was when I had to sneak into a club to follow a bunch of these mobsters and wound up getting my costume critiqued by a bunch of drag queens.
The humiliating part was when I had to sneak into a club to follow a bunch of these mobsters and wound up getting my costume critiqued by a bunch of drag queens.
Fine, but you're gonna have to chip in, 'cause $6 isn't covering a lot.
Well I'm more than happy to satisfy you at least some of the time. If I'm busy I'll tell you, but if I'm not, I'll be there.
I already ordered one to your address from Amazon. Kinda looks like the one you have but with more settings, so I'm pretty sure you'll like it.
I already ordered one to your address from Amazon. Kinda looks like the one you have but with more settings, so I'm pretty sure you'll like it.
1. i've had a chair, antique vase and a disembodied hand thrown at me today. i hope your weekend is going better
2. please do not try to summon a lust demon, they will suck everything out of you and i mean that in the unsexy way (Β΄γοΌΏγο½)
3. unless someone is dying, i'm just going to keep laying here and waiting for feeling to come back into my legs
4. it's not even halloween can people please stop trying to raise the dead! i am begging at least make it seasonal!!
5. you'd think with all the creepy woods i walk through that i wouldn't get lost. nope, still got lost. (β¬β¬οΉβ¬β¬) also related; probably won't be home until the afternoon. might also be covered in blood, ignore that.
6. ( or text her! )
2. please do not try to summon a lust demon, they will suck everything out of you and i mean that in the unsexy way (Β΄γοΌΏγο½)
3. unless someone is dying, i'm just going to keep laying here and waiting for feeling to come back into my legs
4. it's not even halloween can people please stop trying to raise the dead! i am begging at least make it seasonal!!
5. you'd think with all the creepy woods i walk through that i wouldn't get lost. nope, still got lost. (β¬β¬οΉβ¬β¬) also related; probably won't be home until the afternoon. might also be covered in blood, ignore that.
6. ( or text her! )
1. Very funny.
2. Me, wearing a blanket as a cloak, stirring my mac'n'cheese in a dimly lit room: "... potion"
3. Would you like to go explore a condemned building with me on a cold, dark night?
4. I forgot the word for penguin on the first date. I called it a 'waddly frost bird' so I'll be in my room for the next month.
5. He called me by my full name in bed.. I felt as if I was being scolded.
6. I did try to find you last night. I asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
7. The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
8. {*from dark shadow*} SOMETIMES I LIKE TO BE THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED.
0. {text him β misfires, cross canons/mediums, ocs, etc. all fine}
2. Me, wearing a blanket as a cloak, stirring my mac'n'cheese in a dimly lit room: "... potion"
3. Would you like to go explore a condemned building with me on a cold, dark night?
4. I forgot the word for penguin on the first date. I called it a 'waddly frost bird' so I'll be in my room for the next month.
5. He called me by my full name in bed.. I felt as if I was being scolded.
6. I did try to find you last night. I asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
7. The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
8. {*from dark shadow*} SOMETIMES I LIKE TO BE THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED.
0. {text him β misfires, cross canons/mediums, ocs, etc. all fine}
1. So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
2. Hahaha wearing a fake mustache in public was the best idea i ever had
3. Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
4. I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
5. Wildcard!
[OOC: Basic info here!]
2. Hahaha wearing a fake mustache in public was the best idea i ever had
3. Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
4. I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
5. Wildcard!
[OOC: Basic info here!]
My options are a bit limited. You are still lacking on women in the team.
You know, I think Spider-Man's got a photographer friend. Peter.
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