tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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Korra | Legend of Korra

[avatar_state]

1. No party like a Republic City party because a Republic City Party now has liquor with Spirit World ingredients and it KICKS.
2. Someone opened a Turtle-duck cafe. A TURTLE-DUCK CAFE. Someone check to see if the new Avatar has been found, because I may have died of cuteness.
3. Wanna go out. Too tired. Someone bring me drinks with little umbrellas. Or that have chocolate liquer. Errand of mercy. Avatar down.
4. So she took me out to dinner, then a drive around her private race track at LUDICROUS SPEEDS, then we curled up and fell asleep in front of a fire in a pile of blankets. How did I stumble backwards into this much lucky?
5. Text her!

[thekingofthepirates]

Right! I promise I won't fail you, Nami.

Don't tell Usopp, but I bet you'll beat him.

[catoru]

see? i knew you weren't a quack
you totally know about this stuff
can i get my relationship advice now or?

[ohihateyou]

uncooked.

[senaka]

Hard drink will embalm it.

[starlingroad]

Pretty sure Wong's gonna be on my side.
This time.

No. If I have to do this you do too!

[extrasensory_problems]

Haha double dawg dare?? What, are we back in middle school now? XD

Don't you dare!!!

[seaurchin]

Of course not.

Are you stupid? [ he been trying to protect ur ass from day 1 how dare you say that to him ]

[zlodey]

I'm not in your house.

( why would he be in your house when you're not there! he'll only come back to annoy you once you return. )

[firstmates]

[ oh no, the sincerity... sigh. ]

thanks. you're not gonna let me go pick a fight, huh?

[mouton]

i'm just asking a simple question.

1/3

[kafkaiju]

okay, i want to talk about that for but first-

[paxpenguina]

Harvey, it's Gotham. We literally just discussed this.

You know, shoes, doorways, desk drawers, cars, hell, toilet seats for all I know!

fever | baldur's gate 3 | ota

[abhorrently]

[ooc: dark urge origin. info and permissions. happy to AU as needed.]

1. if i hear one more argument about corpse pants i'm burning them off both of you
2. do you think lolth will give me anything if i keep convincing the spiders to join her church instead of trying to kill us
3. he said "watch this" and drank my cup and his before running off. that was an hour ago.
4. druid orgies sound like a good idea until you're actually there
5. i don't think there's anything in this bar i haven't tried, actually
6. (text her!)

it keeps the excitement going in the relationship!

[enough_of_a_bastard]

Yes, well... these touch screens! It's terribly easy to press the wrong name!

[firstmates]

no louder than the rattling of your rolling eyes.

[california_dreaming]

I prefer golden god, but I'll take bronzed.

[unequally]

I could be 300 years old and I still wouldn't.

[ a beat later ]

It wasn't that bad. Just annoying.

[ the scale of relativity is...relative. also skewed. ]

[didnotcareforit]

But Paris is so annoying! Smells awful and it's all tourist-y by that place you like best. Besides which we'll have to take the train, you know. And walk.

[blastedass]

WHAT'D YOU NEVER CLIMB A TREE OR A FENCE IN YOUR LIFE?!

[choshinsei]

why can't you see her now?

[hackr]

( it takes him a while to reply. )

look ok
i like being in relationships more than i like sleeping around and like
i don't wanna fuck everything up esp since this is the first person in the friend group i've been like........
with

[eyeofthehawk]

had to google what one of those looked like just to be sure

[Dumb Clint is dumb, not realising that the cat really can't be Loki, if Loki's texting him.]

but Lucky gets on with everyone, even Alpine the murder kitty

[zlodey]

Is that the solution?
I'll remember it for next time. ( ????? )

[archaeologics]

I don't know! He says he's fine when I ask him, but clearly something's amiss. He normally takes his food quite seriously.