tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[ohihateyou]

Ugh, still?

[pyonpyon]

How fun could it be be fore you when you'd win without a problem?

[ghostface]

no, i think you're on to something. might be cathartic, even. i can pretend to be your shitty dad and you can pretend to be mine.

[vestments]

( UNSURE. )

That explains the consistency of the penmanship.

;3;b

[didnotcareforit]

How do you know they aren't simply the best? Have you ever had them from there before? Have you ever had them anywhere else besides Paris since the 17th century?

3

[pg67]

Learn how to drive without destroying every car and truck in fifteen miles of your location and they might.

[ yes, he tracks leon's vehicle mortality rate. even he needs a hobby. ]

4

[gripping]

did luffy take it?

[russianicetiger]

How do you keep forgetting the "accident" part?

[rehandle]

You're right. Thanks
My rate of deterioration has just increased by 2.5%

[notawaiter]

Uh huh. Allow me to put that into question.

How nice of you to trust in my abilities.

Trust me, I am very hard to kill. There had been a lot of close calls before.

[bubblegumheart]

I'm not very good at it either, but I don't have anything else going on right now, so I don't mind listening if you want to try.

[rehandle]

And I'm generous enough to give it back. Here. You keep it

[springgirl]

I don't think I could actually force her into anything.

But I had no idea she didn't leave a note. I'd automatically assume catnapping too.

nami / opla, ota

[ensnarled]

01. You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
02. Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
03. I woke up to 115 messages from you, all saying "do you love me??"
04. I think we need to revise your idea of 'keeping a low profile'.
05. So the night ended when they tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
06. Text her!

[blastedass]

The fuck do you mean "still"? Alcohol tastes disgusting.

[pyonpyon]

How do you keep forgetting the "four times" part??????

[dead_tongue]

no! masculine in a pretty way! with a flair for the dramatic and excellent sartorial taste!

are peacocks obnoxious?

[california_dreaming]

Oh very strong. Did life guarding for a while too.

the extra inch from his shoes doesn't count!!

[friendzied]

So you always got sent back?
I'm not sure what's worse. Nobody wanting you to begin with, or nobody wanting you because they got to know you.

[theflashyfool]

Going to stab me if I do?

[burnitblack]

oh i think i can. ain't too hard. watch.

[bloodspots]

Dabi-kun!

Step One: Get two glasses AND put them on the counter.

[notawaiter]

Koby is your marine friend, right? Exactly—terribly uncouth. So you know, no dying or getting hurt.

Tsh, sounds like it needed improvement. But it was damn poison; don't ever eat it again.

[ Saiji will keep repeating it, maybe one day it will stick. And maybe pigs will fly. ]

A dangerous one. I bet it will be anything but boring.

[dead_tongue]

what kind?

<3

[amplifieds]

I've seen one of those claw thingies that was full of sex toys, but not one with a random dildo. What if a kid accidentally got it.

You should get it first. Man, this sounds like a bad porno.