tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[senaka]

I'll leave it to the master.

[blastedass]

LIKE HELL IT IS!!
KICK YOUR OWN ASS AND DIE!!

[vestments]

( please do tell him about people fucking up that aren't him. )

I've got time to kill.

[orionids]

that tracks for Pollux, unfortunately
should i even ask what that conversation was about and with whom?

[paxpenguina]

What can I say, I am quite the charmer!

And I suspect, charming or otherwise, I fall very comfortably into your specific type of clientele. After all, I am really quite thorough when preparing to make proportions, Mr. Spectre.

[work_wife]

Really not happening. Not with The Worm.

[senaka]

Going to come close to correct my posture?

[crosspurpose]

[ You don't get to bring up his sex life and then cry about getting hit below the belt! ]

Fortunately, I'm not looking at you.

If the standards that you have led you to that particular debacle, of what use were those standards?

[senaka]

That's physically impossible.

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[blackhourglass]

No, not once today.

[ohihateyou]

Now you sound drunk.

[extrasensory_problems]

Okay no Worm but what if you just danced normally?

[holdshisown]

That is good, I was afraid my lack of experience might prove detrimental to my efforts.

You do, more than words can say.

[twoton_twentyone]

I mean both work, my room is free, but it might be nice to do the Airbnb thing. Let's do that.

[mystracal]

Wait, she went with you willingly? And she didn't think to leave a note?

[Tara, how could you? The utter betrayal.]

[ghostface]

all that high-pitched screaming last trial, maybe.

( admittedly, very attractive, if your turn-on is screaming or whimpering. even more attractive: the wet, gurgling noises his esophagus made when danny sunk his knife into it, like a little red babbling brook. the sounds of a dying man, a joint ashley williams and danny johnson asmr experience. )

you don't count, anyway. i like you better when you're losing your fucking mind.

[hairsplit]

Hmm. Okay. We can try it out without restraints.

Qi Rong | TGCF/Heaven Official's Blessing | OTA

[savagest]

1. I'M OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
2. HE'LL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE'LL NEVER BE A DECENT GOD-HATING DEMON.
3. I DONT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FOOD, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
4. Sometimes, in the course of human and ghost events, people get lit on fucing fire!!!
5. They're a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE

[ or bring your own text! open to: cross-canon, au, assumed cr, misfires, etc. ]

[vestments]

( jason, that means nothing to him. do you expect marc to know anything about (ancient) egypt? no. he knows nothing. )

As long as it wasn't Nephthys.

...The annoying one?

[bubblegumheart]

Oh, you know. Only almost every night. You'd think I'd be used to it by now.

[dead_tongue]

duh. what are they? I'm genuinely interested!

[bardromance]

Is he buying you dinner too?

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[blackhourglass]

That's absolutely terrible, but hilarious. I should not laugh. Did he try to punch you before or after that?

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[mouton]

all you've done is sleep.
the least you can do is help me carry supplies back to the ship.

[vestments]

( ugh he hates it when people know his name. )

You call yourself a traveler of the night?