tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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Birdie Lewis | OC | Vampire: The Masquerade | OTA

[acaseofyou]

1. Just got a lecture from one of the Elders about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that I can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
2. Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision?
3. So I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
4. It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
5. [ text her! misfires/assumed cr welcome! ]

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wally west ⚡ dc comics

[otherflash]

i. are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
ii. just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. i don't need words, just a response of any sort.
iii. if you didn’t want me to break in you should have installed a better security system.
iv. is it acceptable to ask your booty call to bring snacks?
v. it's okay to admit you're into redheads.

Arsin Bitters | modern urban fantasy oc

[bardromance]

1. Just told I'm going on before Hozier and Duran Duran. Who thought that was a good idea? I haven't had enough bourbon for this. Is this town a fae town and no one told me?
2. Her great grandfather is a leviathan. Think she'll be offended if I hit on him?
3. She's one of those coeds with ears and matching backpack. I'm about to make this truly the most magical place on Earth. This is mostly a kind of hold my beer and watch this kinda text.
4. Woke up naked and in a tree. Like 30 feet up. I'm not shimmying down bark. Send help.

[kafkaiju]

Because when my house burnt down in a kaiju attack as a kid I lost my Gameboy and I nearly had a completed save.

[ This is his canonical tragic hero origin. ]

What have you smelt to give you memories?

3.

[babsgirl]

Are you making friends again?

Richie Tozier | It

[gofuckmyself]

1. He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?

2. You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.

3. Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate

4. I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?

5. text him first!

[deathbeforedecaf]

I refuse to believe that. Those pics are all perfect. I need your tutelage.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Think I'm a little biased, but no. Give me your best one-liner.

[dawn_is_breaking]

I'm okay, thankfully my suit protected me from most of it and I just wound up with some cuts and scrapes.

And I'll tell you the humiliating part but first promise me you won't laugh.

getou suguru, jjk — hs era!

[gurge]

1. Yaga-san asked me to do your first aid since Shouko is out. Stay put. I WILL hunt you down.
2. Do you think Godzilla's a curse? Could I eat Godzilla? I want to eat Godzilla.
3. It's not my fault you get aroused by Badminton. Is it the skirts or the ball and racket? Just so I have a gauge of how weird you really are.
4. Mei-senpai painted my nails while I slept, how do you get this shit off?
5. A samurai or Spider-Man? Don't ask questions, just pick one.
6. Don't take this the wrong way or freak out, but... I've got a weird rash.

[ or send him one! if you want a later canonpoint feel free to wildcard me! ]

[riskfalling]

she gave me that look she gets when she thinks I'm an idiot and dove off the roof on a jumpline
so
could've been worse

[batsymbol]

That or he's being hopeful about it.

[reneger]

who went for "never"?

[deathbeforedecaf]

It's holding up.

Just so you know, if you don't find your charger, I can definitely offer my services to help you in that area. On any surface.

[batsymbol]

This where I tell you to do as I say, not as I would?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Great, I think we'd pull it off.

But I gotta know - why am I Banner?

[batsymbol]

Or he's being hopeful.

[pursuitofcappiness]

You know I'm not taking it out if there isn't an actual problem. I'll have to get my costume at the costume store, same as everyone else. Or make it out of whatever material we have lying around.

[zlodey]

Ah, simply securing a pawn to use later on in the game.
Have you ever heard of honey-trapping?

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[callmeles]

Does she really know you if she doesn't expect you to hit on him?

[babsgirl]

You're terrible. ❤️

Buggy | OPLA

[theflashyfool]

1. You asked me to be your birthday clown and take you away to my circus. Drunk doesn't even cover it, I'm afraid.
2. So he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
3.You tried to honk my nose. That's why I tried to stab you. Fair trade.
4. I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my standards.
5. You still have morals? Fun.
6.I said I'd like to see you naked in my bed. That doesn't mean anything romantic.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I think it's the taekwondo.

[inspector_constable]

Yes I am! I've been told humans do it to feel good about themselves, and it's good for the ducks as well! Good all around! Though I feel sort of bad that I seem to have messed it up already...

Lyney / Genshin Impact

[felis_fuscus]

1. I just got a message that says "Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented." and I don't know how to feel.

2. You were so drunk last night that you forgot the word for bread.

3. Six shots in, and he was automatically my type.

4. I just found a handful of mora in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?

5. (or send your own.)