tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[jovial]

( ooc: LMAO i just wanna say i laughed at the bonus for louis XD )

Sex isn't for me, monsieur.

[dead_tongue]

well you should do so for *me* because I'm special.

Hinata Shoyo | Haikyuu!! | OTA

[tanjerin]

1. You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.

2. can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.

3. the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and he started laughing... safe to say i lost any dignity i had left...

4. Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse

[blastedass]

Fine! Next time I'm locking your hips down!

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[notawaiter]

I'm torn between staging an intervention or applauding their efforts.

Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen | OTA

[moondregs]

1. He thought the gore made from strawberry gelatin filled with macaroni was ‘hyper realistic’ - there won’t be a second date.

2.You’re exhausted from partying on a Friday night, I’m exhausted because I was up until 2am arguing on a message board about the strengths and weaknesses of Bride of Chucky.

3. Stop hitting on my mom, you’d make a horrible stepparent anyway.

4. It’s Ki-Ki-Ki … Ma-Ma-Ma not Chi-chi-chi Ha-ha-ha. Stop leaving me voicemails if you’re not even going to do it right.

5. Text him!

[archaeologics]

None whatsoever.

[noreasonneeded]

If I say no am I gonna get a lecture on how it’s the effort that counts?

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[kicksthecook]

Are you trying to make me jealous?

[hackr]

just out in the open???
seriously???



wait actually no that makes sense
i just didn't think about that type of kink

3 omg i've been looking dctv peeps to tag

[jovial]

You were very drunk when you asked me to.

[noreasonneeded]

You know I enjoy any advantage I can get. I admit I’m also curious how that inspiration works exactly.

[rainbound]

( Is she crying over flour? )

What?

[yeschef]

No but I imagine all sorts of bad scenarios all the time

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[deathbeforedecaf]

Okay, I hear you but... you never actually answered?

Bold choice, I like it

[forrestertailor]

You know very well what you did, Mr. Too Good to Leave Through the Window. There is fun and games and then there is work and I do not particularly enjoy being found out as having been dallying while on the clock. That behavior is crucial and valuable and I would much rather get away with it by supervising your climb down one measly trellis than have to explain us to the rest of the cat house.

[telekinesis_kills]

you look like the type to cruise for desperate singles among the bridal party though

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[notawaiter]

The truly surprising news is that you, of all people, have standards.

I'm almost curious enough to ask.

[bigsmile]

i think i was under the impression it was your fridge. it's one you can walk into!

if i knew where i was i'd let you know, food tastes twice as good with friends.

[aspolyhymnia]

Touch, usually.

[loves_hypoing_jim]

I can pack a fresh uniform top for my visit, you'll see it in a couple of hours

[flashfirefist]

I didn't have any choice! I'm not taking responsibility.

Just go back to sleep if it's that much of a problem.

[doubled_speed]

Honestly, I didn't give him the breathalyzer. And I didn't say he LET them do it. Or went to jail. But yes, the horse was taken away.

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[extrasensory_problems]

Well that explains why my hair is really sticky feeling this morning.

[justforthepun]

That you know about them means they're not that good.

One is a student of mine’s thesis, incidentally.