tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[pursuitofcappiness]

Don't you think that's cheating?

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[reneger]

unsurprising but rude
what's it for this time?

Dima Nikiforov — Baldur's Gate 3 OC

[soultax]

( Dima is a 30-year-old tiefling necromancer who wants to banish his entire family to the Shadowfell so that he doesn't have to deal with their shit anymore 8') He is repulsed by the tadpole situation he's found himself in and feels genuinely sick whenever he has to think about it, and he despises camping out in nature almost as much as he does having to settle for cheap, looted wine. Resurrects recently killed enemies just to carry his stuff, afraid of commitment and vulnerability, makes up for it by being a prickly, catty mess when really he's a touch-starved romantic. May or may not be keeping an (un)dead ex he resurrected incorrectly in a basement beneath his family home but honestly, don't worry about it ❤️

I have a profile set up for him here, please do give it a peruse and see if you might be interested in playing with him! Open to all gen; for shipping Dima is gay and not interested in anyone under 28. Thanks! )

i. If you ruin this by dying I will desecrate your fucking corpse.
ii. I said I wanted a 'dramatic funeral look' for my makeup, of course they judged me.
iii. This place is literally full of cultists and all you can think about is where we could fuck?
iv. Whenever I tried to give you something that wasn't wine you kept saying it was 'against your religion'.
v. Or text him!

Chrissy Cunningham | Stranger Things

[bubblegumheart]

1. He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
2. As a girl, I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets, and not get judged for it!
3. You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
4. He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
5. Text her.

Wren Fulton | Superhero OC | OTA

[shrikesback]

1. Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was a high schooler in a very advanced class for Running Start. I turn 20 this month.

2. I'm pretty sure the placement of the daycare center within view of the dorms is an attempt at ensuring the students practice safe sex.

3. Saw someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. So I'm not the one having the worst day at least.

4. Don't give me details for what you're doing, just tell me if you need me to be an alibi.

5.(Text first?)

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[pursuitofcappiness]

Less eventful.

Sorry I couldn't be there. Hope the damage wasn't too bad.

4

[ebonysheep]

Well, you're not me or anything, but you are pretty hot. ;)

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[deathbeforedecaf]

I think I saw it tucked into the couch cushions last time I was over? Maybe?

I mean, we were kinda getting busy on the floor so I can't be sure.

hawks | my hero academia | ota

[antiformal]

1. Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
2. His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
3. I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how training season is going.
4. Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles from the house...hope so.
5. Just because you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean you can wake me up at 2am.
6. He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
7. You're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket.

[aspolyhymnia]

Only if you win.

What's the prize?

Astarion — BG3

[astarihun]

i. Do hush, darling. Little spoons don't ask big questions.
ii. I'd say I was in rare form last night but it's becoming rather common.
iii. I don't care what you say, cheap wine does not taste better from expensive crystal.
iv. I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need two clerics and an exorcism at the very least.
v. Or text him!

chiaki nanami | dangan ronpa 3

[reps]

1. we can just chill
or watch law and order marathon
or play just dance 4
or watch a movie
or go to the movies
or play hide and seek
or hug
so many options!!!

2. well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow...

3. if she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there...

4. you think they'd ask my permission before turning pajamarama into an orgy!!

5. what is the appropriate waiting time between having sex and playing super mario brothers???

[dawn_is_breaking]

That's interesting, may I ask why?

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[pursuitofcappiness]

I swear they're all candids.

dabi / mha / ota

[skinstitch]

1. he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
2. And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
3. sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
4. Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
5. that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
6. I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
7. Easy. Go to the store, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.

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[dead_tongue]

I get to be Black Widow. You can be the Hulk.

4

[exponentially]

you're so good at so many things, how are you SO bad at this?

phi | zero escape

[transvenio]

1. I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags.

2. I donno. I mean, I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face.

3. I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.

4. It is shots o' clock and I am never late.

5. It's hot as dicks out. Let's get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.

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[comfortably]

Well, you're meant to give them out before then. Are you feeding ducks?

alexis rose 🌹 schitt's creek 🌹 ota

[cutehugeyacht]

1. Thank you for feeding me French fries while I was passed out on the floor.

2. I'm eighty percent positive that I don't have a warrant out for my arrest in this city.

3. I'm hungry. You have about 27 minutes before it's your problem.

4. I think I accidentally stole a car.

5. I can't believe my date stood me up. ME!! How am I ever going to recover from this??

6. BYOT

[babsgirl]

You're welcome, Babs.**
Fixed it for you. 😊

[pursuitofcappiness]

A hundred dollar gift card to the bar and I think a plastic trophy from Party City.

Crowley | Good Omens | OTA

[duckshaveears]

1) Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?

2) You and I have very different definitions of fun.

3) Why is there blood all over the kitchen area?

4) I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of Satan in a man's heart.

5) you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.

6) Wrong number, but I'm sorry to hear that about your partner. You deserve better.

7) Text him something, misfires welcome.

[riskfalling]

bold of you to assume it's for just any one thing

nami — one piece (la)

[cartographie]

1) I don't know who you are, as you are in my phone as "Mr. Peanut."
2) 100 berry says you can't.
3) They ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks.
4) (1/3) I stole an accordion from the bar.
(2/3) Accidentally.
(3/3) I'm having regrets about stealing the accordion.
5) He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away. Help me find him?