tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[riskfalling]

I could buy you gyros.
If I win this bet.

[holdshisown]

Have you met my family? I'm honestly surprised I turned out as well-adjusted as I did.

Good luck, just remember that the blond one bites... hard.

[upsettispaghetti]

DO YOU REALLY NOT

REMEMBER THE TOWER A-PISA PUNK THAT JUST APPEARED OUTTA NOWHERE

Monkey D. Luffy | OPLA

[thekingofthepirates]

1.You ate candies off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
2. I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation.
3. Someone just gave me a milk punch and told me to drink it. How do you make punch out of milk?
4. He is passed out on the floor right now. He said he will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
5. Are you sure you're okay?
6. I remember Usopp shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.

[avatarfortruth]

Alfred likes everyone.

[forrestertailor]

Too right! And the rest of the set, of course, would have been lonely without their brother. Were there any good tureens, that you saw?

[reneger]

theoretically
if you can't do it why do you think i can?

[tyranis]

I fail to see how that's any concern to me, Doctor.

[cartographie]

If anyone can do it, it's you.

Metaphorical for a salad course maybe.

[adultflash]

That's awesome. Sometimes the powers that don't seem useful at all are actually the most useful.

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[not_yet_screaming]

I guessed. And tell whichever of you set me up with the crazy clown girl therapist I will get revenge. And that we're going on a second date this weekend.

[webbs]

jason buys me unconditional gyros

[pirate_hunter]

Seriously??? Who does that???

We were just making sure you knew how to dodge.

[rollcharisma]

[...]

To be entirely honest with you, sir, I think that might have been me.

[babsgirl]

depends. did you save any candy for me?

[riskfalling]

It's a moot point. This bet's about you, not me.

[holdshisown]

Well, it's hard to beat my brothers in a contest about who's the biggest pain in my ass, you know? At least none of you set anything on fire.

If that works best for you I'm fine with it.

[burnitblack]

yeah yeah, mom's watchin with a finger on the morphine button.

[bubblegumheart]

Oh. Do you wanna talk about it?

[She's up anyway, and maybe talking will help more than more tequila?]

I find that hard to believe.

[riskfalling]

Cass will be delighted to know her matchmaking worked.

[thecoordinate]

You? Well adjusted? I'll believe it when I see it.

So do I. Hard. :E

[riskfalling]

They're never unconditional gyros.

[reneger]

i'll take wally to the movies
it'll be fun

Tommy Shepherd/Speed | Marvel Comics

[doubled_speed]

1. Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.

2. Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.

3. Listen, I know I'm loud, but there is no way I could be nearly as noisy as that shirt you wore last night.

4. This is an intervention. There is LITERALLY no alcohol left in the house and that's impressive because I was preparing for a party.

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[callmeles]

Jaeger is the worst.

And, what pulling a rabbit from a hat isn’t in your skills? ;)