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cause i don't care if they saw me us.

If it's any consolation you wouldn't be the first to think so.

... That said, I do enjoy your little insults. What I'd thought could be a fun hobby, you have elevated into an art.

Maybe I'm a serial killer in the making.

And yeah, I know. We've hung out drunk a few times now. You're kind of an asshole.

So am I, but still.

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Because I seem so much more responsible than that?

[ Ever hopeful. ]

You overestimate my abilities. My life's been boring for years now.

Did you just make fun of my nose again??

That's pretty fucking bold for a guy I could smother in his sleep!

Squirrel Girl? She already sounds like my new best friend (don't tell Cisco).

You're going to give me a stomach ulcer...

you forget, I grew up with servants
no it's not weird

[He's being generous, it would be more if he wasn't a secret softy when it comes to rowdy young idiots.]

Are you sure you wan't to know? Might be better to just pay up and try to forget about it... or I can send you a picture?

"Team mate"?

[ Teasing. ]

Would it be anything else?

If I throw in a foot massage, can I get some extra credit?

As long as you promise you're not looking for suggestions - because I think a lot of it was leaves.

On second thought, please ignore that. It doesn't matter.

How can you say that when you also know Jason

oh, sure, so it won't at all be like when you're trying to watch tv and someone's coming round with a vacuum and
"lift your feet, barton".

1. If you wake me before 9am on Saturday I will personally make certain Walter mounts your head in the 3rd floor loo.

2. Please explain why my desk drawers are all filled with packing peanuts.

3. You took an antique sword to a prized topiary. Expect an invoice.

4. Forward all Alucard-related complaints to human resources BEFORE trying to put a whoopie cushion in his coffin.

5. Give me a minute. I haven't had my morning tea.

(or text her! misfires, assumed cr, and crosscanon welcome.)