tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[allbedestroyed]

[There's a long, long pause before Muldoon messages back.]

Goatmen text?

[batsymbol]

For the most part. So are you going to get him?

i like the snail idea bc it's funny to imagine how many times its rolled its eyes on her behalf

[cartographie]

No Zoro, you can't trick me like the others. I would never lend money without discussing my rates. Give me a little credit here!

[restingstitchface]

That depends. >Mondays at the start of the working week? Not a chance. Manic Mondays? Absolutely.

2 made me wheeze but gonna have to go with 5

[feminae]

Yes, I know. I’m the one that put it there.

[burnitblack]

and some people might think that way specifically because of your appearance.

[there are people with find the strange more attractive than the normal.]

[callmeles]

Gasp. Would I be your longest 'relationship' then? ;)

No, I wouldn't either.

[blastedass]

That's why I said I'm picking you up in a car, goldfish brain!

[restingstitchface]

Ah, you got me. I possess a deep fear of intimacy. Very traumatic. Puts a real dampener on my social life.

[blackpowdervengeance]

Right. The heels are for...gravity.

In any case, we will reimburse you for the footwear and the inconvenience. Apparently a luxury shoe was needed to send a 'message,' but that is no excuse.

[callmeles]

Which is why I highly recommend you wait until they stop somewhere and quietly slip out of the car.

[ohihateyou]

I'd honestly just wonder if they've never seen a spear before.

Anyway, I can't imagine too many people ask you that unless you've already shown an inability to stop touching your dick.

[her_own_rules]

Maybe.

I'm debating it.

Also, which of the other kids might get to him first, and whether those incriminating photos would be worth not making the trip at all.

[ohihateyou]

Piggyback me to the car.

[blastedass]

One person asking's enough.

[It's bound to come up with anyone he's friends with who knows about his Quirk. Teenagers.]

[hopeofkhaenriah]

Oho, what masterfully written words, I'm so flattered that my heart almost skipped a beat.

So tell me, then, what about me do you find, in your words, enchanting? I'd like to know.

[noreasonneeded]

[OOC: The time has come to talk of CAPTCHA things.]

[blastedass]

Gonna break your leg falling out of the tree?

[charge_bolt]

ur butt enhances the experience!!
its so tight and nice

3.

[oversight]

Ah, but probably not the reproductive sciences so much, I'm sure.

2

[feminae]

Kaboom.

(I'm so glad they are letting her grow, have her own story, these two heal/grow together too.)

[heartofthedream]

[ She really does, but she's delicate. Slow. She knows just how delicate a thing it is, even now, for Maddie to have decided to reach out to her at all. No matter what she's said or shared of her memories—their son. It will, if they have the chance to make this work this time, take a million different little steps. ]

I'm going to guess stress headache. Somewhere in the epic level with everything you've got to be balancing here, and it being in your head, too, in a way Illyana never had to balance at the some time. Also, that you've probably not been sleeping much while doing all of that work?

[ohihateyou]

What if I do

[ohihateyou]

You're right. If you can't refrain from touching yourself while talking to even one person, that is a problem.

[restingstitchface]

Well, prions multiply in the brain, specifically by recruiting normal cellular isoforms and stimulating their conversion into carriers of disease. Reproductive science, detective.

[Can he scientific method any harder?]