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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[coldsong]

[Well, that's flattering! Loki looks very surprised for a moment, then smiles and shakes his head.] Cats are more in Freya's providence than mine, but since she's not here, you're stuck with me.

[He sets the drinks on the nearest table and crouches to take things out of the bag, like a cut rate Santa Claus.] I didn't get a dish for food, just for water, but you can put things on a normal plate for him.

[enough_of_a_bastard]

I can't just tell you! Then it wouldn't be a surprise.

[cohero]

You alwaays make me smile. Saad ure not here or a few years older.
Youget e. Dont know why. But you do.
It would be some impossible thiing.
This is why I neeed less water. Sober tastes terrible.

[divekicked]

Each test seems like it would take 5 minutes at most, though.

[levelshift]

That makes you sound like a kind person, too.

[Or a good person, even. The exact opposite of himself.]

[vestments]

It's not about help.

It's just a difficult process.

( by which he means: he prefers to pretend he has no feelings. )

[divekicked]

Hey, she's still the one who decided to do a backflip at the top of the stairs! That's not what I taught her to do.

[divekicked]

Okay, patterned pajamas is one thing, but oversized pjs is another. Why doesn't he just get a pair that fits?

Cassiopeia the First | The Locked Tomb | Any timeline, AU, or assumed cr welcome

[breakclause]

1. by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. alfred just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?

2. You left your pants again. For the fourth time in a row. How can you walk home without pants??

3. I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.

4. I can't believe you gave me a high five with your hand covered in blood.

5. Why did you send me like 10 texts in a row that just said “holy shit” with assorted typos???

6. please don’t ironically join a cult

7. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”

8. Text her!

[silent_sacrifice]

Funerals are for the mourners, not the dead.

[vestigial]

u didnt have to do that

[ Ugh, this is why he hates drinking. Always dominoes into more embarrassing shit. ]

thats good at least
i ll behave next time
promise

Maddie!!

[agoddessonce]

If you are like this I rather wonder what you've done to Selene

Is there anything I can do to help? I am not much use with telepathic side effects. But perhaps, some painkillers?

[silent_sacrifice]

Not well controlled then.

[silent_sacrifice]

His choices were irresponsible and led the man to it on his own.

[hortusanguis]

A hint?

[collimation]

ahaha
yeah
yeah...

you do look pretty good in that armor tho

[faerl]

oh? i’d suggest you come along and pose as my wingman, but then i wouldn’t get any attention at all

perhaps you should pick them out for me from afar, hm?

[dawn_is_breaking]

Of course you can, so long as I get to watch and ogle you. ;)

[her_own_rules]

Mean would be leaving you to suffer in silence.

[felis_fuscus]

Naturally, but that can't be surprising to you. You must level entire towns in fits of swooning sighs whenever you speak.

[blastedass]

[Responsibility? No. Challenge? Yes. Kirishima's insecurities may ultimately be Kirishima's to put down, but Bakugou's responsibility to the man he loves is to help him. How can he claim to be a hero who holds the responsibility to save civilians and win against threats and yet do neither for the person he loves? Whenever his boyfriend faces these doubts and challenges, Bakugou's responsibility, as Kirishima's lover, is to stand beside him and support him against the challenge.

That's a horse's role to his rider. No one said Red Riot was the only steed in their pair.

Both of them know Bakugou is bad about admitting to his own failings and struggles, always wanting to work on them on his own and refuse to acknowledge his weakness so easily. In a way, because he recognizes this, Bakugou doesn't want Kirishima to fall into the same pattern... Someone like Kirishima shouldn't be closed off and struggling alone.]

damn right we are.

everyone cares what people say or think in some way.
but you can't control what people think.
people are gonna be fucking idiots with opinions no matter what you do.

tch, you know there's shit online. don't base yourself on their crap.

[Katsuki's not one to talk. A smear at him, an insult, even the TV crew not giving him the exposure he thinks he deserves, those will all get him exploding and raging. But that just fuels him to keep going and prove the fuckers wrong the next time. If someone has an issue with him, they can say it to his face or their point's fucking useless. It's why Yaoyorozu's criticism of him that first time got to him so much. On top of losing to Deku in front of everyone, she revealed Katsuki's mistakes out loud for his classmates and teacher to hear. That's much harder to ignore.

But these people? These faceless assholes online who'll always find something to bitch and whine about even when they don't have a fucking proverbial dog in the fight, and wouldn't dare do a single thing any of the heroes do? Why the fuck should, or anyone, give a rat's ass about what they think?

Katsuki knows why. Yet knowing it and still resisting it at least make the intention mean something.]

what do you want to do, eijirou?

[rehandle]

Would you? I'd be grateful

[ Even funnier in person, if only he'd hurry up and follow through. ]

Thanks #1. I forgot you were so modest

[kindofamazing]

Yeah, but see what's intellect without connections? I can't just page someone to bring me vodka, some of us have to get it ourselves like the riffraff we are. Now, if I were really smart I'd invent something to do that for me.

Wanna help me come up with something? I'm thinking like a shot catapult. Or maybe I just need a really long straw. What do you think?

[bubblegumheart]

I have my moments.

Pffff. I would never ask you to play straight. Just be your delightful self and we'll see what happens.

[kindofamazing]

Well, you know what they say about no gains, am I right?