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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[notthatstraight]

I find it's always best to ask.
but also, veggie delight? eww

[chibinasu]

As much as I enjoy your company, I'm willing to wait for you to wash your hand before a high five is initiated.

[reneger]

i'd expect this from damian
it's steph i'm insulted by

[riskfalling]

Is this going to be pass/fail or should I be expecting a letter grade?

kafka ✦ honkai: star rail

[domitrix]

01.   He was bothering me, so I left him shackled and gagged in a closet.
02.   Good morning, starshine. Your clothes are strewn about the city. Best of luck with your hunt.
03.   I asked very nicely. How else would I have resolved it?
04.   Got an invitation to something. Want to join me? Should be fun.
05.   Why is there foil all over the living room?
06.   ( or text her, obv. )

[oversight]

Damn, I wish I could but my day's stacked. I think I have everything I need to make some at home but no time to do it.

[batsymbol]

If you're asking me who I want you to be, it's to be better.

( than me. )

[theflashyfool]

You wouldn't last five minutes with me, I'm afraid.

Bette Kane | DC Comics

[feathersandflames]

1. When you wake up and wonder why you're bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan...don't worry. I'll explain it all when I wake up.

2. Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and sparkling wine an say, "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!

3. Oh my god I just remembered I bit a henchman last night.

4. Was it me or did you scream "champagne motherfucker" when you punched him in the face?

5. Text her!

[bubblegumheart]

I guess it doesn't matter in the long run.

I didn't notice. And I feel like you did him a favor. I hope he's okay now!

That's really considerate. Are you planning on there being a next time?

[dawn_is_breaking]

Really? Such as?

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[bigsmile]

ice cream, tacos and dreams. no friendship built on those could EVER fail.

wait a minute.

what about ice cream tacos??

[riskfalling]

You're just mad you didn't think of it first. Fifteen percent.

[cartographie]

If I end up having to eat Captain Usopp's Mustard Surprise again, we're going to have words Sanji.

[aspolyhymnia]

Shame I don't have hero powers.

What about that other Captain? She's a blonde, right?

[babsgirl]

You're not about to have a midlife crisis on me, are you?

[oversight]

That sounds more annoying than adorable. We were up pretty late. How are you feeling? You sound way too put together.

wendy lin | the cabin in the woods | ota.

[chemtech]

1. Halloween is one of my busiest seasons but I’ll see what I can do. :)

2. Desperately wishing there were more hours in a day. For various reasons.

3. I keep telling other departments the Chem fridge is off limits and they continue to have selective hearing. :)

4. Locking myself in the supply closet isn’t one of my finest moments. Going to admit that right up front.

5. Tenure? If only that word actually meant something around here.

6. I’m allergic to commitment.

7. [text her! deebs au is fair game. any au is fair game.]

[kalashnikov]

see, that only works if people don't recognise you. otherwise they'd be desperate to give you all the complimentary bread.

think you could rock a fake beard?

Eren Jaeger | Attack on Titan (AU)

[thecoordinate]

1. I can't believe the cop was fine with you saying "no we are in a hurry" when he asked to search your car.

2. Honestly, I've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor.

3. I found what appears to be half of an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning.

4. Oh please. I could turn a Vienna Boy's Choir concert into a shitshow.

5. I woke up, turned over, and saw an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. I should probably stop drinking.

[riskfalling]

I have it on good authority these pants are very flattering on me, thanks.

[poisesidon]

Hylia above, I understand. We have many tourists who need such accommodations all of the time. Bathing rituals for Zora kind are not shared by all. Say the word and I can make you there is a pool reserved for your stay.

[batinbelfry]

It will be a surprise. You'll know if it's good enough.

[aspolyhymnia]

Do you need my inspirational skills as well?

I am always in for some mystery.

[deathbeforedecaf]

That's what I'm doing now. The mirror, I mean. I was just hoping to make them more artistic.

And how do you know?