tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[extrasensory_problems]

I know but I'm pretty sure that a lot of these aren't even names for things, they're just made up by the brand.

[cohero]

That doesn't mean you know all my tastes.

♥

[bigsmile]

toothpaste isn't the greatest, but if you have the orange flavor afterwards it'll make your teeth tingle.

[hopeofkhaenriah]

Be as it may, I don't like it when you rush into that kind of danger by yourself, Diluc. Please let me know next time.

[theflashyfool]

Well, don't say I didn't warn you, kid.

You better have left everything like it was.

[brushpass]

What if we also roast weird food in the fire?

[bigsmile]

i'd like it if your soul stayed put. so you just survive on drinks then?

[revmeup]

I can get a car.

[amightywind]

WHAT?? I DON'T

I

I DIDN'T WANT TO DISTURB THEM AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK!!! SO I WAS TRYING TO FIND MY OWN WAY OUT FIRST!!

[shouldistay]

nah. maybe a nice way to work with the “urge to tug hair” instincts while he was getting head.

[specialistsky]

They don't bite do they? I mean, I never know with magic stuff.

I know exactly who I'm talking about. My best friend is a perv. You don't have to live with him. I do.

[theflashyfool]

Oh, I have no doubt that you are.

Why did you decide to align yourself with the kid?

[callmeles]

People are remarkably dim at times and when someone says 'magic' they think of slight of hands and pulling rabbits out of hats.

Not let me set this on fire with a mere thought or say a spell and someone's hair is blue or... let me blow up this toaster out of pure spite.

If these were friends of yours, may I suggest new ones?

[zlodey]

My hands are yours to take.

( ... )

Later, when I'm done with work.

[theflashyfool]

No, not quite. I do love a good show, but not really the balloon type...

[hackr]

yeah yeah yeah

he is fucking adorable
i don't think he realizes how cute he is at least compared to his hotness self-awareness

( he sends yuri a candid photo he took of jas just sitting on the floor eating some ice cream with a little spoon attached to the lid. you can tell neon was probably screaming inside as he took it. )

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[brushpass]

How unhelpful is it if I tell you I've successfully sent an afternoon booty call?

[catwizard]

Apologies for the state of me in that photo, I have almost as much scruff as Frumpkin.

[He knows you like the scruffiness, but he's usually better at reigning it in to look less unkempt]

We tend to be of a similar mind when it comes to those types of conversation. I enjoy these types as well, you know.

[bigsmile]

you just know he would.

they do? even better, if they're chocolate then that counts as chocolate cake too! i think there was some cheese with holes in it too.

[rollcharisma]

[More than he can afford...]

I'm sure there's some way we can come to an agreement about this, huh? It was an honest mistake, I swear!

Maybe let's start with what those damages are.

[Is he gonna have to rebuild this guy's roof?]

[heartstumbles]

I don't know, but if it's like, an extra rush of serotonin, I can see why people turn to evil lol.

I would say that you need an animal-themed nickname to be my arch nemesis but Hawkeye covers it I think.

Three pizzas with extra everything coming right up! Anything to drink? Dessert?

[theflashyfool]

Oh, is it a two-way thing now, buddy?

[zlodey]

I'm giving you situational advice.
Quite obviously I will not be tied up in a basement.

[amplifieds]

I know, but it doesn't mean the people have to be idiots and invite things to go wrong.

[batsymbol]

Not like I'd stop him.

( he'd deserve it. )