bakerstreet | THE FIGHT MEME

THE (september) FIGHT MEME

What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):

1: VERBAL
Not all fights are physical. Maybe you're just really mad and really loud.

2: WUSSY
This is possibly the dumbest limp-wristed flail fight you've ever been involved in.

3: WITS
Because why would you beat someone into the ground when you can humiliate them with your massive intellect instead?

4: PRIZEFIGHT
There's an audience to watch and a prize at stake that only one of you can walk away with. Best bring your A-game.

5: SPARRING
You're fighting to improve. Whether you know your partner or whether you've
just met, you can be pretty sure you're walking away from this one.

6: GRUDGE MATCH
Your hated rival is in town. It's time for a rematch.

7: BAR FIGHT
Welcome to the mother of all drunken brawls.

8: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
Maybe your opponent is your friend/sibling/love/other cherished person. Maybe
you're a pacifist. Either way, you're in this fight, but you really
don't want to be.

9: TO THE DEATH
This is it. Too much has happened for this to be anything but a fight to the end. Only one of you is walking away from this.

10: OBLIGATORY SMUT OPTION
Hate sex is the best. And some people like smut and some do not.

11: AGAINST THE HORDE
It's you and your ally against many. Demons, zombies, whatever. Rip and tear, until it is done.

12: GODMODE
You and your opponent both have world-breaking superpowers, and frankly everyone would be happier if you weren't fighting. You are, though, and it's awesome, even if there might not be much left when you're done.

13: RANDOM
Your very own personalized scenario.

Original here.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Short version- Kafka is a blue-collar kaiju corpse cleaner who has mysteriously started turning into a kaiju himself. Now trying to live his dream as a kaiju killer.

Sparring and/or play wrestling is good, but I've been looking for a chance to play Kafka in serious mode- bring me evil-doers! Or good guys who want to slay a monster. I'd also love a team-up situation, NPCing threats.

Currently craving Piccolo as a mentor putting someone through brutal training or a big crazy fight to the death. Bonus if it's Piccolo getting to be heroic. But anything is fine!

Edited 2023-09-13 20:41 (UTC)

(Your man has super strength and can regenerate but he’s also big handsome and stupid so honestly go off, happy to win lose or just fight for funsies.)

[A prizefighter in canon, so Prizefight is the obvious one for him.]

[ The strongest swordsman in his world, which is full of anime shenanigans like introducing him by cleaving an entire galleon in half. Honestly open to anything, let's fucking goooo. ]

[ Are you a cursed spirit? Do you threaten the public welfare? Are you just vocal about hating bread?

Nanami is a salaryman who recently went back to his roots as a jujutsu sorcerer. His weapon of choice is a blunted sword wrapped in cloth: with his cursed technique (tw: blood, flashing lights, violence) he can target for critical hits.

Open to pretty much anything! He's not exactly super-human so preferably not anyone who can obliterate him. ]

[Some terrible spirit—a mid-tier asshole. The fight can be spiritual, physical, verbal; whatever you're into! (It will probably also be ridiculous.)]

[5 with 10 but minus any hate. Just a spar that gets hot.

Assumed CR is fine. We can hash out details.]

THE FIGHT MEME

Kafka Hibino 🦖 Kaiju No. 8

Piccolo 🥒 Dragon Ball

Luka Forrester —OC— Prizefight, anything goes, could be friendly or not or more!

Luka -- Honkai Star Rail

dracule "hawk eyes" mihawk | one piece (la)

Kento Nanami | Jujutsu Kaisen | ota

Qi Rong | TGCF/Heaven Official's Blessing | OTA

Adelbert Steiner - Final Fantasy 9 - M/F